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25 Universal Truths About Men By Bob Grant, The Relationship Doctor
- I'll do anything for sex; even commit to you for life.
- I hate arguing with you. I'd much rather find a compromise.
- I love long hair. Sorry, but I do.
- Please don't ask me how you look unless you're willing to trust my answer.
- My eyes notice other women a lot more when you are upset with me.
- If I don't feel I can make you happy, it makes me feel like less than a man.
- If you can't stand up to me when I'm a brat, you're too weak for me to open up to when I'm upset.
- I don't read minds. Remember, I'm not a girl.
- You may know fashion, but I wish you'd dress to please me, not other women.
- If I'm losing my hair, it's not funny. Would you like me to joke about your weight?
- I hate being told what to do when I don't ask for help. It makes me feel like you're my mother.
- If you sleep over, I might eventually marry you, but I'm less motivated.
- Being respected is more important to me than being loved.
- I'm more insecure than you think. Why do you think I need your respect so much?
- When I'm upset, I am very tone sensitive. How you say it is more important than what you say.
- I hate it when you minimize/ignore my compliments. It makes me want to stop giving them.
- I want every guy to envy me when we arrive as a couple. Please don't let yourself go.
- I don't always know how I feel. That's why I don't tell you.
- If I do one thing and say something contradictory, go with my actions—that will always tell you what's in my heart.
- I really don't want to hear about any of your ex-boyfriends, regardless of the point.
- If I don't share what I'm thinking it's because I don't think you will listen without interrupting.
- Don't ask me, "Are you going to wear that?" when I'm already dressed.
- A gentleman should always be respected by his lady in public, even if she is disagreeing with him.
- Sometimes I have weird and strange thoughts. I don't take them seriously and I don't want to share them with you (or anyone).
- If you cheat on me, it is nearly impossible for me to get over it.