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Man Rules: This list is for the girls from a man's perspective. (1/14)
- Men are NOT mind readers.
- Learn to work the toilet seat...you're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
- Crying is blackmail.
- Ask for want you want. Let us be clear on this one. Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!
- Yes and No are acceptable answers to almost every question
- Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
- If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.
- If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.
- If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing", we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
- You have enough clothes.
- You have too many shoes.
- Men really don't mind sleeping on the couch. It's like camping.