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Here are seven New Year's resolutions that everyone breaks from Guyism. (1/4)

To lose weight: There's a good chance you've made this resolution at least once in the past and then broke it. So the real question is: What changed that makes you think the outcome will be any different this time around?
To follow your dreams: Are you really going to quit your job in this economy to train for the Iron Man Competition, or to move to Hollywood to become a star? Really?
To spend more time with the family: There's a good chance that when you made this resolution, you were a little buzzed. But in the harsh light of day, your family is just as needy and annoying this year as they were last year.
To stop drinking so much: My only question is: Why should you?
To learn something new: I hate to tell you, but this isn't the year you finally learn to speak Portuguese, or to ride a unicycle. It just isn't. Stop fooling yourself.
To relax more: The only way you're going to keep this resolution is if you just got laid off last month. In that case...kick back, buddy.
To be a better person: Someone you know makes this resolution every year. But what does it even mean? You're going to give more to charity? Please...you'll have forgotten the whole thing well before President's Day.

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		I-90/I-94 KENNEDY EXWY INBOUND Jam Factor 8 - Incidents 0 () I-90/I-94 Kennedy Exwy INBOUND from I-94 Edens Exwy to I-290 Eisenhower Exwy

		I-90/I-94 KENNEDY EXWY INBOUND Jam Factor 8 - Incidents 0 () I-90/I-94 Kennedy Exwy INBOUND from I-294 Tri-State Tollway to I-290 Eisenhower Exwy

		I-90/I-94 KENNEDY EXPRESS LANES OUTBOUND Jam Factor 8 - Incidents 0 () I-90/I-94 Kennedy Express Lanes Outbound from Ohio St/Ontario St Feeder to I-94 Edens Exwy

		I-90/I-94 DAN RYAN EXWY INBOUND Jam Factor 8 - Incidents 0 () I-90/I-94 Dan Ryan Exwy INBOUND from I-55 Stevenson Exwy to I-290 Eisenhower Exwy

		I-90/I-94 KENNEDY EXWY OUTBOUND Jam Factor 7 - Incidents 0 () I-90/I-94 Kennedy Exwy OUTBOUND from I-290 Eisenhower Exwy to I-94 Edens Exwy

		I-90/I-94 KENNEDY EXWY OUTBOUND Jam Factor 7 - Incidents 0 () I-90/I-94 Kennedy Exwy OUTBOUND from I-290 Eisenhower Exwy to I-294 Tri-State Tollway

		I-90/I-94 KENNEDY EXWY INBOUND Jam Factor 7 - Incidents 0 () I-90/I-94 Kennedy Exwy INBOUND from I-294 Tri-State Tollway to I-94 Edens Exwy

		I-90/I-94 KENNEDY EXPRESS LANES INBOUND Jam Factor 7 - Incidents 0 () I-90/I-94 Kennedy Express Lanes Inbound from I-94 Edens Exwy to Ohio St/Ontario St Feeder

		I-90/I-94 DAN RYAN EXWY INBOUND Jam Factor 6 - Incidents 1 (Moderate) I-90/I-94 Dan Ryan Exwy INBOUND from I-57/Bishop Ford Frwy to I-290 Eisenhower Exwy

		I-90/I-94 KENNEDY EXWY OUTBOUND Jam Factor 6 - Incidents 0 () I-90/I-94 Kennedy Exwy OUTBOUND from I-94 Edens Exwy to I-294 Tri-State Tollway

		I-55 STEVENSON EXWY OUTBOUND Jam Factor 6 - Incidents 0 () I-55 Stevenson Exwy OUTBOUND from US-41 Lake Shore Dr to I-294 Tri-State Tollway

		I-290 EISENHOWER EXWY OUTBOUND Jam Factor 6 - Incidents 0 () I-290 Eisenhower Exwy OUTBOUND from I-90/I-94 Kennedy Exwy/Dan Ryan Exwy to Wolf Rd (#16)

		I-290 EISENHOWER EXWY INBOUND Jam Factor 5 - Incidents 0 () I-290 Eisenhower Exwy INBOUND from Wolf Rd (#16) to I-90/I-94 Kennedy Exwy/Dan Ryan Exwy

		I-90/I-94 DAN RYAN EXWY OUTBOUND Jam Factor 4 - Incidents 1 (Moderate) I-90/I-94 Dan Ryan Exwy OUTBOUND from I-90 Chicago Skyway to I-57/Bishop Ford Frwy

		I-90/I-94 DAN RYAN EXWY OUTBOUND Jam Factor 4 - Incidents 1 (Moderate) I-90/I-94 Dan Ryan Exwy OUTBOUND from I-290 Eisenhower Exwy to I-57/Bishop Ford Frwy

		I-94/I-294 TRI-STATE TOLLWAY SOUTHBOUND Jam Factor 4 - Incidents 0 () I-94/I-294 Tri-State Tollway SOUTHBOUND from I-90 Jane Addams Tollway to I-55 Stevenson Exwy

		I-55 STEVENSON EXWY OUTBOUND Jam Factor 4 - Incidents 0 () I-55 Stevenson Exwy OUTBOUND from US-41 Lake Shore Dr to I-80 (#250)

		I-290 EISENHOWER EXWY OUTBOUND Jam Factor 4 - Incidents 0 () I-290 Eisenhower Exwy OUTBOUND from Congress Pkwy to IL-53

		I-290 EISENHOWER EXWY INBOUND Jam Factor 4 - Incidents 0 () I-290 Eisenhower Exwy INBOUND from IL-53 to Congress Pkwy

		I-290 EISENHOWER EXWY INBOUND Jam Factor 4 - Incidents 0 () I-290 Eisenhower Exwy INBOUND from I-355 North-South Tollway (#7) to Wolf Rd (#16)

		I-190 O'HARE ACCESS EXWY INBOUND Jam Factor 4 - Incidents 0 () I-190 O'Hare Access Exwy INBOUND from O'Hare Airport to I-90 Kennedy Exwy

		I-94/I-294 TRI-STATE TOLLWAY NORTHBOUND Jam Factor 3 - Incidents 1 (Moderate) I-94/I-294 Tri-State Tollway NORTHBOUND from I-55 Stevenson Exwy to I-90 Jane Addams Tollway

		I-90/I-94 DAN RYAN EXWY OUTBOUND Jam Factor 3 - Incidents 0 () I-90/I-94 Dan Ryan Exwy OUTBOUND from Local/Express Split-Merge (North) to Local/Express Split-Merge (South)

		I-90 JANE ADDAMS TOLLWAY OUTBOUND Jam Factor 3 - Incidents 0 () I-90 Jane Addams Tollway OUTBOUND from Boone/Mchenry County Line to I-39 (NP)

		I-90 CHICAGO SKYWAY INBOUND Jam Factor 3 - Incidents 0 () I-90 Chicago Skyway INBOUND from Illinois State Line to I-94 Dan Ryan Exwy

		I-94 OUTBOUND Jam Factor 2 - Incidents 1 (Moderate) I-94 Outbound from I-290 Eisenhower Exwy to I-94 Bishop Ford Frwy/Kingery Exwy

		LAKE SHORE DRIVE SOUTHBOUND Jam Factor 2 - Incidents 0 () Lake Shore Drive SOUTHBOUND from Bryn Mawr Av to Hayes Dr

		LAKE SHORE DRIVE SOUTHBOUND Jam Factor 2 - Incidents 0 () Lake Shore Drive SOUTHBOUND from Bryn Mawr Av to Balbo Dr

		LAKE SHORE DRIVE SOUTHBOUND Jam Factor 2 - Incidents 0 () Lake Shore Drive SOUTHBOUND from Balbo Dr to Hayes Dr

		LAKE SHORE DRIVE NORTHBOUND Jam Factor 2 - Incidents 0 () Lake Shore Drive NORTHBOUND from Hayes Dr to Bryn Mawr Av

		LAKE SHORE DRIVE NORTHBOUND Jam Factor 2 - Incidents 0 () Lake Shore Drive NORTHBOUND from Hayes Dr to Balbo Dr

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		I-94 EDENS EXWY INBOUND Jam Factor 2 - Incidents 0 () I-94 Edens Exwy INBOUND from IL-58/Dempster St (#37) to I-90 Kennedy Exwy

		I-90/I-94 DAN RYAN EXWY OUTBOUND Jam Factor 2 - Incidents 0 () I-90/I-94 Dan Ryan Exwy OUTBOUND from I-290 Eisenhower Exwy to I-55 Stevenson Exwy

		I-90/I-94 DAN RYAN EXWY INBOUND Jam Factor 2 - Incidents 0 () I-90/I-94 Dan Ryan Exwy INBOUND from Local/Express Split-Merge (South) to Local/Express Split-Merge (North)

		I-190 O'HARE ACCESS EXWY OUTBOUND Jam Factor 2 - Incidents 0 () I-190 O'Hare Access Exwy OUTBOUND from I-90 Kennedy Exwy to O'Hare Airport

		I-94/I-294 TRI-STATE TOLLWAY SOUTHBOUND Jam Factor 1 - Incidents 1 (Moderate) I-94/I-294 Tri-State Tollway SOUTHBOUND from Wisconsin State Line to I-94 Bishop Ford Frwy/Kingery Exwy

		I-94/I-294 TRI-STATE TOLLWAY NORTHBOUND Jam Factor 1 - Incidents 1 (Moderate) I-94/I-294 Tri-State Tollway NORTHBOUND from I-94 Bishop Ford Frwy/Kingery Exwy to Wisconsin State Line

		I-94 INBOUND Jam Factor 1 - Incidents 1 (Moderate) I-94 INBOUND from I-94 Bishop Ford Frwy/Kingery Exwy to I-290 Eisenhower Exwy

		I-90/I-94 DAN RYAN EXWY INBOUND Jam Factor 1 - Incidents 1 (Moderate) I-90/I-94 Dan Ryan Exwy INBOUND from I-57/Bishop Ford Frwy to I-90 Chicago Skyway

		IL-53 SOUTHBOUND Jam Factor 1 - Incidents 0 () IL-53 SOUTHBOUND from Lake-Cook Rd to I-290 Eisenhower Exwy

		IL-394 SOUTHBOUND Jam Factor 1 - Incidents 0 () IL-394 SOUTHBOUND from KINGERY EXWY/I-80/I-94 to Lincoln Hwy

		I-94 EDENS EXWY OUTBOUND Jam Factor 1 - Incidents 0 () I-94 Edens Exwy OUTBOUND from I-90 Kennedy Exwy to IL-58/Dempster St (#37)

		I-94 EDENS EXWY INBOUND Jam Factor 1 - Incidents 0 () I-94 Edens Exwy INBOUND from I-94/I-294 Tri-State Tollway to I-90 Kennedy Exwy

		I-94 BISHOP FORD FRWY OUTBOUND Jam Factor 1 - Incidents 0 () I-94 Bishop Ford Frwy OUTBOUND from I-57/Dan Ryan Exwy to I-80/I-294/IL-394 Kingery Exwy/Tri-State Tollway

		I-90 JANE ADDAMS TOLLWAY OUTBOUND Jam Factor 1 - Incidents 0 () I-90 Jane Addams Tollway OUTBOUND from IL-31 to Mchenry/Boone County Line

		I-90 JANE ADDAMS TOLLWAY OUTBOUND Jam Factor 1 - Incidents 0 () I-90 Jane Addams Tollway OUTBOUND from I-294 Tri-State Tollway to Mchenry/Boone County Line

		I-90 JANE ADDAMS TOLLWAY INBOUND Jam Factor 1 - Incidents 0 () I-90 Jane Addams Tollway INBOUND from Mchenry/Boone County Line to IL-31

		I-90 JANE ADDAMS TOLLWAY INBOUND Jam Factor 1 - Incidents 0 () I-90 Jane Addams Tollway INBOUND from Mchenry/Boone County Line to I-294 Tri-State Tollway

		I-90 JANE ADDAMS TOLLWAY INBOUND Jam Factor 1 - Incidents 0 () I-90 Jane Addams Tollway INBOUND from I-39 (NP) to Boone/Mchenry County Line

Today	Hi: 85 Lo: 71	Chance Thunderstorms
Tuesday	Hi: 82 Lo: 70	Chance Thunderstorms
Wednesday	Hi: 72 Lo: 65	Thunderstorms Likely
Thursday	Hi: 62 Lo: 59	Thunderstorms Likely
Friday	Hi: 58 Lo: 48	Thunderstorms Likely