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30 Secrets Women Keep from Men

  1. Do you like to sleep in?

  2. If your answer is yes, consider getting a gerbil. If no, continue to the next question.

  3. Are you totally cool with someone throwing up all over you? Repeatedly?

  4. If yes, then I question your sanity for the job. If no, don't worry, you'll get used to it.

  5. Can you go three days without sleep and still drive a car?

  6. If you answered no, make sure you live by a reliable means of public transportation before getting pregnant. If yes, I want whatever it is you've got.

  7. Do you require privacy to do your business in the bathroom?

  8. If yes, prepare for problems, and invest in a good laxative.

  9. Are you prepared to say goodbye to the sound of yourself thinking for at least the next 18 years?

  10. If no, don't worry, you will quickly forget that such a sound even existed. There are plenty of new and unusual sounds that will take its place (Mommmmmmyyyyyyyyyyyy!).

  11. Do you have a whole list of things you'll NEVER do as a parent? Do you hate to be wrong?

  12. If yes to both, start by ripping that list up right now.

  13. Do you love input from strangers on things that are none of their business and adore being judged for pretty much every move you make?

  14. If no, proceed with caution and start practicing deep breathing techniques.

  15. Can you clean up puke, change 10 crib sheets, make dinner, and help someone do homework while running a fever of 103?

  16. Okay, no one thinks they can.

  17. Do you like to fly on airplanes and eat in restaurants without the burning eyes of hatred from hundreds of glaring strangers searing into your skin?

  18. If yes, think of adopting a 17-year-old. People usually start to be kinder to kids in public around that age.

  19. Are you good at scraping things off of floors -- like oh, say ... your PRIDE?

  20. This is pretty much the biggest deal breaker. Your personal pride all but evaporates it comes to leaking breasts, public potty accidents, and children who blurt out exactly the wrong thing at the wrong time. The best you can do is scrape up the scraps and carry on.
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