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Top 10 Signs It's Time to Get in Shape (3/28)

  • 10. The last time you went jogging was in 7th grade PE class.
  • 9. You insist on taking pictures from the neck up, or behind someone.
  • 8. When you see someone that hasn't seen you in a while and they ask, "When are you due?"
  • 7. Your last pair of running shoes you owned were Reeboks- circa 1985.
  • 6. You justify not working out by claiming you burn calories by chewing.
  • 5. After doing three jumping jacks, you feel nauseous and think, "that's good enough for me."
  • 4. Your scale is covered in three inches of dust.
  • 3. You think dumbbell is just the nickname of the ditzy receptionist at work.
  • 2. Your time at the gym is five minutes of stretching and two hours of gawking at the hot trainers.
  • 1. Your partner playfully pokes you in the belly because the extra meat is just so "cute."
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