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Top 10 Signs It's Time to Get in Shape (3/28)

10. The last time you went jogging was in 7th grade PE class.

9. You insist on taking pictures from the neck up, or behind someone.

8. When you see someone that hasn't seen you in a while and they ask, "When are you due?"

7. Your last pair of running shoes you owned were Reeboks- circa 1985.

6. You justify not working out by claiming you burn calories by chewing.

5. After doing three jumping jacks, you feel nauseous and think, "that's good enough for me."

4. Your scale is covered in three inches of dust.

3. You think dumbbell is just the nickname of the ditzy receptionist at work.

2. Your time at the gym is five minutes of stretching and two hours of gawking at the hot trainers.

1. Your partner playfully pokes you in the belly because the extra meat is just so "cute."

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		I-94 EDENS EXWY INBOUND Jam Factor 7 - Incidents 0 () I-94 Edens Exwy INBOUND from IL-58/Dempster St (#37) to I-90 Kennedy Exwy

		I-90/I-94 KENNEDY EXWY INBOUND Jam Factor 5 - Incidents 0 () I-90/I-94 Kennedy Exwy INBOUND from I-294 Tri-State Tollway to I-94 Edens Exwy

		I-90/I-94 KENNEDY EXWY INBOUND Jam Factor 5 - Incidents 0 () I-90/I-94 Kennedy Exwy INBOUND from I-294 Tri-State Tollway to I-290 Eisenhower Exwy

		I-90/I-94 KENNEDY EXWY INBOUND Jam Factor 4 - Incidents 0 () I-90/I-94 Kennedy Exwy INBOUND from I-94 Edens Exwy to I-290 Eisenhower Exwy

		I-55 STEVENSON EXWY OUTBOUND Jam Factor 4 - Incidents 0 () I-55 Stevenson Exwy OUTBOUND from I-355 North-South Tollway to I-80 (#250)

		I-290 EISENHOWER EXWY INBOUND Jam Factor 4 - Incidents 0 () I-290 Eisenhower Exwy INBOUND from Wolf Rd (#16) to I-90/I-94 Kennedy Exwy/Dan Ryan Exwy

		I-94 EDENS EXWY INBOUND Jam Factor 3 - Incidents 0 () I-94 Edens Exwy INBOUND from I-94/I-294 Tri-State Tollway to I-90 Kennedy Exwy

		I-90/I-94 DAN RYAN EXWY OUTBOUND Jam Factor 3 - Incidents 0 () I-90/I-94 Dan Ryan Exwy OUTBOUND from I-290 Eisenhower Exwy to I-55 Stevenson Exwy

		I-90 JANE ADDAMS TOLLWAY OUTBOUND Jam Factor 3 - Incidents 0 () I-90 Jane Addams Tollway OUTBOUND from Boone/Mchenry County Line to I-39 (NP)

		I-90/I-94 DAN RYAN EXWY OUTBOUND Jam Factor 2 - Incidents 1 (Moderate) I-90/I-94 Dan Ryan Exwy OUTBOUND from I-90 Chicago Skyway to I-57/Bishop Ford Frwy

		I-90 JANE ADDAMS TOLLWAY OUTBOUND Jam Factor 2 - Incidents 0 () I-90 Jane Addams Tollway OUTBOUND from IL-31 to Mchenry/Boone County Line

		I-90 JANE ADDAMS TOLLWAY INBOUND Jam Factor 2 - Incidents 0 () I-90 Jane Addams Tollway INBOUND from Mchenry/Boone County Line to IL-31

		I-55 STEVENSON EXWY OUTBOUND Jam Factor 2 - Incidents 0 () I-55 Stevenson Exwy OUTBOUND from US-41 Lake Shore Dr to I-80 (#250)

		I-290 EISENHOWER EXWY INBOUND Jam Factor 2 - Incidents 0 () I-290 Eisenhower Exwy INBOUND from IL-53 to Congress Pkwy

		I-90/I-94 DAN RYAN EXWY OUTBOUND Jam Factor 1 - Incidents 1 (Moderate) I-90/I-94 Dan Ryan Exwy OUTBOUND from I-290 Eisenhower Exwy to I-57/Bishop Ford Frwy

		I-90/I-94 DAN RYAN EXWY INBOUND Jam Factor 1 - Incidents 1 (Moderate) I-90/I-94 Dan Ryan Exwy INBOUND from I-57/Bishop Ford Frwy to I-290 Eisenhower Exwy

		IL-394 SOUTHBOUND Jam Factor 1 - Incidents 0 () IL-394 SOUTHBOUND from KINGERY EXWY/I-80/I-94 to Lincoln Hwy

		I-90/I-94 KENNEDY EXWY OUTBOUND Jam Factor 1 - Incidents 0 () I-90/I-94 Kennedy Exwy OUTBOUND from I-94 Edens Exwy to I-294 Tri-State Tollway

		I-90/I-94 DAN RYAN EXWY OUTBOUND Jam Factor 1 - Incidents 0 () I-90/I-94 Dan Ryan Exwy OUTBOUND from Local/Express Split-Merge (North) to Local/Express Split-Merge (South)

		I-90/I-94 DAN RYAN EXWY INBOUND Jam Factor 1 - Incidents 0 () I-90/I-94 Dan Ryan Exwy INBOUND from I-55 Stevenson Exwy to I-290 Eisenhower Exwy

		I-90 JANE ADDAMS TOLLWAY OUTBOUND Jam Factor 1 - Incidents 0 () I-90 Jane Addams Tollway OUTBOUND from I-294 Tri-State Tollway to Mchenry/Boone County Line

		I-90 JANE ADDAMS TOLLWAY INBOUND Jam Factor 1 - Incidents 0 () I-90 Jane Addams Tollway INBOUND from Mchenry/Boone County Line to I-294 Tri-State Tollway

		I-90 JANE ADDAMS TOLLWAY INBOUND Jam Factor 1 - Incidents 0 () I-90 Jane Addams Tollway INBOUND from I-39 (NP) to Boone/Mchenry County Line

		I-90 INDIANA TOLL RD WESTBOUND Jam Factor 1 - Incidents 0 () I-90 Indiana Toll Rd WESTBOUND from I-65/US-12/US-20 (#17) to State Line Toll Plaza

		I-55 STEVENSON EXWY INBOUND Jam Factor 1 - Incidents 0 () I-55 Stevenson Exwy INBOUND from I-80 (#250) to I-355 North-South Tollway

		I-190 O'HARE ACCESS EXWY INBOUND Jam Factor 1 - Incidents 0 () I-190 O'Hare Access Exwy INBOUND from O'Hare Airport to I-90 Kennedy Exwy

		LAKE SHORE DRIVE SOUTHBOUND Jam Factor 0 - Incidents 1 (Severe) Lake Shore Drive SOUTHBOUND from Bryn Mawr Av to Hayes Dr

		LAKE SHORE DRIVE SOUTHBOUND Jam Factor 0 - Incidents 1 (Severe) Lake Shore Drive SOUTHBOUND from Bryn Mawr Av to Balbo Dr

		LAKE SHORE DRIVE SOUTHBOUND Jam Factor 0 - Incidents 1 (Severe) Lake Shore Drive SOUTHBOUND from Balbo Dr to Hayes Dr

		LAKE SHORE DRIVE NORTHBOUND Jam Factor 0 - Incidents 1 (Severe) Lake Shore Drive NORTHBOUND from Hayes Dr to Bryn Mawr Av

		LAKE SHORE DRIVE NORTHBOUND Jam Factor 0 - Incidents 1 (Severe) Lake Shore Drive NORTHBOUND from Hayes Dr to Balbo Dr

		LAKE SHORE DRIVE NORTHBOUND Jam Factor 0 - Incidents 1 (Severe) Lake Shore Drive NORTHBOUND from Balbo Dr to Bryn Mawr Av

		I-94/I-294 TRI-STATE TOLLWAY SOUTHBOUND Jam Factor 0 - Incidents 1 (Moderate) I-94/I-294 Tri-State Tollway SOUTHBOUND from Wisconsin State Line to I-94 Bishop Ford Frwy/Kingery Exwy

		I-94/I-294 TRI-STATE TOLLWAY SOUTHBOUND Jam Factor 0 - Incidents 1 (Moderate) I-94/I-294 Tri-State Tollway SOUTHBOUND from I-55 Stevenson Exwy to I-80

		I-94 OUTBOUND Jam Factor 0 - Incidents 1 (Moderate) I-94 Outbound from I-290 Eisenhower Exwy to I-94 Bishop Ford Frwy/Kingery Exwy

		I-90/I-94 DAN RYAN EXWY INBOUND Jam Factor 0 - Incidents 1 (Moderate) I-90/I-94 Dan Ryan Exwy INBOUND from I-57/Bishop Ford Frwy to I-90 Chicago Skyway

		I-355 NORTH-SOUTH TOLLWAY SOUTHBOUND Jam Factor 0 - Incidents 1 (Moderate) I-355 North-South Tollway SOUTHBOUND from I-290 Eisenhower Exwy to I-80

		I-355 NORTH-SOUTH TOLLWAY SOUTHBOUND Jam Factor 0 - Incidents 1 (Moderate) I-355 North-South Tollway SOUTHBOUND from I-290 Eisenhower Exwy to Exit to I-88 Reagan Tollway (Southwestside)

		I-355 NORTH-SOUTH TOLLWAY NORTHBOUND Jam Factor 0 - Incidents 1 (Moderate) I-355 North-South Tollway NORTHBOUND from I-80 to I-55 Stevenson Exwy

		I-355 NORTH-SOUTH TOLLWAY NORTHBOUND Jam Factor 0 - Incidents 1 (Moderate) I-355 North-South Tollway NORTHBOUND from I-80 to I-290 Eisenhower Exwy

		I-355 NORTH-SOUTH TOLLWAY NORTHBOUND Jam Factor 0 - Incidents 1 (Moderate) I-355 North-South Tollway NORTHBOUND from I-55 Stevenson Exwy to Exit to I-88 Reagan Tollway (Southwestside)

		IL-53 SOUTHBOUND Jam Factor 0 - Incidents 0 () IL-53 SOUTHBOUND from Lake-Cook Rd to I-290 Eisenhower Exwy

		IL-53 NORTHBOUND Jam Factor 0 - Incidents 0 () IL-53 NORTHBOUND from I-290 Eisenhower Exwy to Lake-Cook Rd

		IL-394 NORTHBOUND Jam Factor 0 - Incidents 0 () IL-394 NORTHBOUND from Lincoln Hwy to KINGERY EXWY/I-80/I-94

		I-94/I-294 TRI-STATE TOLLWAY SOUTHBOUND Jam Factor 0 - Incidents 0 () I-94/I-294 Tri-State Tollway SOUTHBOUND from Wisconsin State Line to IL-60/Townline Rd

		I-94/I-294 TRI-STATE TOLLWAY SOUTHBOUND Jam Factor 0 - Incidents 0 () I-94/I-294 Tri-State Tollway SOUTHBOUND from Lake-Cook Rd to I-90 Jane Addams Tollway

		I-94/I-294 TRI-STATE TOLLWAY SOUTHBOUND Jam Factor 0 - Incidents 0 () I-94/I-294 Tri-State Tollway SOUTHBOUND from IL-60/Townline Rd to Lake-Cook Rd

		I-94/I-294 TRI-STATE TOLLWAY SOUTHBOUND Jam Factor 0 - Incidents 0 () I-94/I-294 Tri-State Tollway SOUTHBOUND from I-90 Jane Addams Tollway to I-55 Stevenson Exwy

		I-94/I-294 TRI-STATE TOLLWAY SOUTHBOUND Jam Factor 0 - Incidents 0 () I-94/I-294 Tri-State Tollway SOUTHBOUND from I-294 Tri-State Tollway to I-94 Bishop Ford Frwy/Kingery Exwy

		I-94/I-294 TRI-STATE TOLLWAY NORTHBOUND Jam Factor 0 - Incidents 0 () I-94/I-294 Tri-State Tollway NORTHBOUND from Lake-Cook Rd to IL-60/Townline Rd

Today	Hi: 56 Lo: 45	Mostly Cloudy
Sunday	Hi: 61 Lo: 49	Mostly Cloudy
Monday	Hi: 68 Lo: 52	Mostly Cloudy
Tuesday	Hi: 78 Lo: 60	Chance Showers
Wednesday	Hi: 85 Lo: 63	Showers Likely