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THE AVERAGE MAN
Is 5 feet 9 inches tall and 173 pounds
Is married, 1.8 years older than his wife and would marry her again.
Has two children.
Has not completed college.
Earns $36,100 per year and has $3,100 in the bank.
Prefers showering to taking a bath.
Sleeps about 7 hours on a work night.
Spends about 7.2 hours a week eating.
Does not know his cholesterol count, but it's 211.
Watches 26 hours and 44 minutes of TV a week.
Takes out the garbage in his household.
Prefers white underwear to colored.
Cries about once a month
Falls in love an average of six times during his life.
Eats his corn on the cob in circles, not straight across, and
prefers his steak medium.
Can't whistle by inserting his fingers in his mouth.
Prefers that his toilet tissue unwind over, rather than under, the spool.
Has sex 2.55 times a week.
Daydreams mostly about sex.
Thinks he looks okay in the nude.
Will not stop to ask for directions when he's in the car.