RULES OF THE SHOW
- What happens on the show, stays on the show.
- I always answer my own phone.
- If a guy says something stupid, he's put into the "Listener Protection Program". This rule does not apply to women, they're smarter.
- Nobody is too young / Nobody is too old.
- No Lindsay Lohan, or Lisa Marie Presley Songs. This rule will be revised when somebody proves that they can sing.
- Calls from Indiana are subject to "humor".
- Calls from Wisconsin are subject to "stereo-type".
- I must help you waste time at work with "Kill A Half Hour".
- All Friday email (due to the weekend) must be sent in "ALL CAPS".
- I must say "Sorry" every night at 6:50pm.
KILL A HALF-HOUR from
Thursday 5/23/13:
The average woman does this 3 times a week. What is it?
| May | 24 |
Fair53.0°/11.7°
| Traffic | Radar | Forecast |
| I-90/I-94 DAN RYAN EXWY INBOUND Jam Factor 8 - Incidents 0 () I-90/I-94 Dan Ryan Exwy INBOUND from I-55 Stevenson Exwy to I-290 Eisenhower Exwy | ||
| I-90/I-94 DAN RYAN EXWY INBOUND Jam Factor 7 - Incidents 1 (Moderate) I-90/I-94 Dan Ryan Exwy INBOUND from I-57/Bishop Ford Frwy to I-290 Eisenhower Exwy | ||
| I-90/I-94 KENNEDY EXWY OUTBOUND Jam Factor 6 - Incidents 0 () I-90/I-94 Kennedy Exwy OUTBOUND from I-290 Eisenhower Exwy to I-94 Edens Exwy | ||
| I-90/I-94 KENNEDY EXWY INBOUND Jam Factor 6 - Incidents 0 () I-90/I-94 Kennedy Exwy INBOUND from I-94 Edens Exwy to I-290 Eisenhower Exwy | ||
| I-90/I-94 KENNEDY EXPRESS LANES OUTBOUND Jam Factor 5 - Incidents 0 () I-90/I-94 Kennedy Express Lanes Outbound from Ohio St/Ontario St Feeder to I-94 Edens Exwy | ||
| I-90/I-94 KENNEDY EXWY OUTBOUND Jam Factor 4 - Incidents 0 () I-90/I-94 Kennedy Exwy OUTBOUND from I-290 Eisenhower Exwy to I-294 Tri-State Tollway | ||
| I-90/I-94 KENNEDY EXWY INBOUND Jam Factor 4 - Incidents 0 () I-90/I-94 Kennedy Exwy INBOUND from I-294 Tri-State Tollway to I-290 Eisenhower Exwy | ||
| I-90/I-94 DAN RYAN EXWY OUTBOUND Jam Factor 4 - Incidents 0 () I-90/I-94 Dan Ryan Exwy OUTBOUND from Local/Express Split-Merge (North) to Local/Express Split-Merge (South) | ||
| I-90/I-94 DAN RYAN EXWY INBOUND Jam Factor 4 - Incidents 0 () I-90/I-94 Dan Ryan Exwy INBOUND from Local/Express Split-Merge (South) to Local/Express Split-Merge (North) | ||
| I-90 JANE ADDAMS TOLLWAY OUTBOUND Jam Factor 4 - Incidents 0 () I-90 Jane Addams Tollway OUTBOUND from Boone/Mchenry County Line to I-39 (NP) | ||
| I-90 JANE ADDAMS TOLLWAY INBOUND Jam Factor 4 - Incidents 0 () I-90 Jane Addams Tollway INBOUND from I-39 (NP) to Boone/Mchenry County Line | ||
| I-90 JANE ADDAMS TOLLWAY OUTBOUND Jam Factor 3 - Incidents 0 () I-90 Jane Addams Tollway OUTBOUND from IL-31 to Mchenry/Boone County Line | ||
| I-90 JANE ADDAMS TOLLWAY INBOUND Jam Factor 3 - Incidents 0 () I-90 Jane Addams Tollway INBOUND from Mchenry/Boone County Line to IL-31 | ||
| I-80 WESTBOUND Jam Factor 2 - Incidents 0 () I-80 WESTBOUND from I-294 Tri-State Tollway (#155) to US-45 La Grange Rd (#145) | ||
| I-290 EISENHOWER EXWY INBOUND Jam Factor 2 - Incidents 0 () I-290 Eisenhower Exwy INBOUND from Wolf Rd (#16) to I-90/I-94 Kennedy Exwy/Dan Ryan Exwy | ||
| I-94/I-294 TRI-STATE TOLLWAY SOUTHBOUND Jam Factor 1 - Incidents 1 (Moderate) I-94/I-294 Tri-State Tollway SOUTHBOUND from I-55 Stevenson Exwy to I-80 | ||
| I-90/I-94 DAN RYAN EXWY OUTBOUND Jam Factor 1 - Incidents 1 (Moderate) I-90/I-94 Dan Ryan Exwy OUTBOUND from I-290 Eisenhower Exwy to I-57/Bishop Ford Frwy | ||
| IL-394 SOUTHBOUND Jam Factor 1 - Incidents 0 () IL-394 SOUTHBOUND from KINGERY EXWY/I-80/I-94 to Lincoln Hwy | ||
| I-94 BISHOP FORD FRWY INBOUND Jam Factor 1 - Incidents 0 () I-94 Bishop Ford Frwy INBOUND from I-80/I-294/IL-394 Kingery Exwy/Tri-State Tollway to I-57/Dan Ryan Exwy | ||
| I-90 JANE ADDAMS TOLLWAY OUTBOUND Jam Factor 1 - Incidents 0 () I-90 Jane Addams Tollway OUTBOUND from I-294 Tri-State Tollway to Mchenry/Boone County Line | ||
| I-90 JANE ADDAMS TOLLWAY INBOUND Jam Factor 1 - Incidents 0 () I-90 Jane Addams Tollway INBOUND from Mchenry/Boone County Line to I-294 Tri-State Tollway | ||
| I-90 CHICAGO SKYWAY OUTBOUND Jam Factor 1 - Incidents 0 () I-90 Chicago Skyway OUTBOUND from I-94 Dan Ryan Exwy to Illinois State Line | ||
| I-90 CHICAGO SKYWAY INBOUND Jam Factor 1 - Incidents 0 () I-90 Chicago Skyway INBOUND from Illinois State Line to I-94 Dan Ryan Exwy | ||
| I-80/I-94 KINGERY EXWY EASTBOUND Jam Factor 1 - Incidents 0 () I-80/I-94 Kingery Exwy EASTBOUND from I-294 Tri-State Tollway/I-94 Bishop Ford Frwy/IL-394 to Illinois State Line | ||
| I-80/I-94 BORMAN EXWY EASTBOUND Jam Factor 1 - Incidents 0 () I-80/I-94 Borman Exwy EASTBOUND from Illinois State Line to I-65 (#12) | ||
| I-80 EASTBOUND Jam Factor 1 - Incidents 0 () I-80 EASTBOUND from US-45 La Grange Rd (#145) to I-294 Tri-State Tollway (#155) | ||
| I-57 NORTHBOUND Jam Factor 1 - Incidents 0 () I-57 NORTHBOUND from Kankakee/Will County Line to I-94 Bishop Ford Frwy | ||
| I-55 STEVENSON EXWY OUTBOUND Jam Factor 1 - Incidents 0 () I-55 Stevenson Exwy OUTBOUND from US-41 Lake Shore Dr to I-80 (#250) | ||
| I-55 STEVENSON EXWY OUTBOUND Jam Factor 1 - Incidents 0 () I-55 Stevenson Exwy OUTBOUND from US-41 Lake Shore Dr to I-294 Tri-State Tollway | ||
| I-55 STEVENSON EXWY OUTBOUND Jam Factor 1 - Incidents 0 () I-55 Stevenson Exwy OUTBOUND from I-294 Tri-State Tollway to I-355 North-South Tollway | ||
| I-55 STEVENSON EXWY INBOUND Jam Factor 1 - Incidents 0 () I-55 Stevenson Exwy INBOUND from I-80 (#250) to US-41 Lake Shore Dr | ||
| I-55 STEVENSON EXWY INBOUND Jam Factor 1 - Incidents 0 () I-55 Stevenson Exwy INBOUND from I-294 Tri-State Tollway to US-41 Lake Shore Dr | ||
| I-290 EISENHOWER EXWY INBOUND Jam Factor 1 - Incidents 0 () I-290 Eisenhower Exwy INBOUND from IL-53 to Congress Pkwy | ||
| I-290 EISENHOWER EXWY INBOUND Jam Factor 1 - Incidents 0 () I-290 Eisenhower Exwy INBOUND from I-355 North-South Tollway (#7) to Wolf Rd (#16) | ||
| I-190 O'HARE ACCESS EXWY OUTBOUND Jam Factor 1 - Incidents 0 () I-190 O'Hare Access Exwy OUTBOUND from I-90 Kennedy Exwy to O'Hare Airport | ||
| I-190 O'HARE ACCESS EXWY INBOUND Jam Factor 1 - Incidents 0 () I-190 O'Hare Access Exwy INBOUND from O'Hare Airport to I-90 Kennedy Exwy | ||
| ELGIN-O'HARE EXWY WESTBOUND Jam Factor 1 - Incidents 0 () Elgin-O'Hare Exwy WESTBOUND from Rohlwing Rd to Lake St | ||
| I-94/I-294 TRI-STATE TOLLWAY SOUTHBOUND Jam Factor 0 - Incidents 1 (Moderate) I-94/I-294 Tri-State Tollway SOUTHBOUND from Wisconsin State Line to I-94 Bishop Ford Frwy/Kingery Exwy | ||
| I-94 OUTBOUND Jam Factor 0 - Incidents 1 (Moderate) I-94 Outbound from I-290 Eisenhower Exwy to I-94 Bishop Ford Frwy/Kingery Exwy | ||
| I-90/I-94 DAN RYAN EXWY OUTBOUND Jam Factor 0 - Incidents 1 (Moderate) I-90/I-94 Dan Ryan Exwy OUTBOUND from I-90 Chicago Skyway to I-57/Bishop Ford Frwy | ||
| I-90/I-94 DAN RYAN EXWY INBOUND Jam Factor 0 - Incidents 1 (Moderate) I-90/I-94 Dan Ryan Exwy INBOUND from I-57/Bishop Ford Frwy to I-90 Chicago Skyway | ||
| I-355 NORTH-SOUTH TOLLWAY SOUTHBOUND Jam Factor 0 - Incidents 1 (Moderate) I-355 North-South Tollway SOUTHBOUND from I-290 Eisenhower Exwy to I-80 | ||
| I-355 NORTH-SOUTH TOLLWAY SOUTHBOUND Jam Factor 0 - Incidents 1 (Moderate) I-355 North-South Tollway SOUTHBOUND from I-290 Eisenhower Exwy to Exit to I-88 Reagan Tollway (Southwestside) | ||
| I-355 NORTH-SOUTH TOLLWAY NORTHBOUND Jam Factor 0 - Incidents 1 (Moderate) I-355 North-South Tollway NORTHBOUND from I-80 to I-55 Stevenson Exwy | ||
| I-355 NORTH-SOUTH TOLLWAY NORTHBOUND Jam Factor 0 - Incidents 1 (Moderate) I-355 North-South Tollway NORTHBOUND from I-80 to I-290 Eisenhower Exwy | ||
| I-355 NORTH-SOUTH TOLLWAY NORTHBOUND Jam Factor 0 - Incidents 1 (Moderate) I-355 North-South Tollway NORTHBOUND from I-55 Stevenson Exwy to Exit to I-88 Reagan Tollway (Southwestside) | ||
| LAKE SHORE DRIVE SOUTHBOUND Jam Factor 0 - Incidents 0 () Lake Shore Drive SOUTHBOUND from Bryn Mawr Av to Hayes Dr | ||
| LAKE SHORE DRIVE SOUTHBOUND Jam Factor 0 - Incidents 0 () Lake Shore Drive SOUTHBOUND from Bryn Mawr Av to Balbo Dr | ||
| LAKE SHORE DRIVE SOUTHBOUND Jam Factor 0 - Incidents 0 () Lake Shore Drive SOUTHBOUND from Balbo Dr to Hayes Dr | ||
| LAKE SHORE DRIVE NORTHBOUND Jam Factor 0 - Incidents 0 () Lake Shore Drive NORTHBOUND from Hayes Dr to Bryn Mawr Av | ||
| Today |  | Hi: 59 Lo: 45 | Clear |
| Saturday |  | Hi: 57 Lo: 47 | Sunny |
| Sunday |  | Hi: 62 Lo: 49 | Partly Cloudy |
| Monday |  | Hi: 64 Lo: 51 | Slight Chc Showers |
| Tuesday |  | Hi: 76 Lo: 56 | Mostly Cloudy |
