Login to access the Mix Insider
Not a member? Sign up here.


E-Mail:

 
OR
 
Login via
Close [X]
Login to access the Mix Insider
Not a member? Sign up here.

E-Mail:

 
OR
 
Login via
Close [X]
 


Tuesday 2/5/13
Posted:Tuesday, 02/05/2013 at 05:02pm
The Lack of Intelligence Report for 2.5.13

A Florida man was taken to the hospital with multiple burn wounds after he accidentally shot himself in the groin with a flare gun.

The 23-year-old man told deputies he was playing with a flare gun that was unloaded. After dry firing the gun a few times, he then loaded the gun and put it down.

When he picked it up, he forgot the gun was loaded and fired it at the ground.

The flare round then bounced off the floor and into his manhood/manzone/genital area.

So far, there's no word on his condition.
Source:NBC News
Add Comment


LISTENER COMMENTS


Add Comment
RULES OF THE SHOW
  1. What happens on the show, stays on the show.
  2. I always answer my own phone.
  3. If a guy says something stupid, he's put into the "Listener Protection Program".
  4. This rule does not apply to women, they're smarter.
  5. Nobody is too young / Nobody is too old.
  6. No Lindsay Lohan, or Lisa Marie Presley Songs.
  7. This rule will be revised when somebody proves that they can sing.
  8. Calls from Indiana are subject to "humor".
  9. Calls from Wisconsin are subject to "stereo-type".
  10. I must help you waste time at work with "Kill A Half Hour".
  11. All Friday email (due to the weekend) must be sent in "ALL CAPS".
  12. I must say "Sorry" every night at 6:50pm.

KILL A HALF-HOUR from
Friday 10/24/14:


The chances of this increases 30% on 'Casual Friday'

Click here to find out



If you ever miss an answer, text the word Koz to The Mobile Mix @ 60123 after 4pm Mon-Fri.

Oct25
 Few Clouds
   67.0°/19.4°
TrafficRadarForecast



No Traffic To Report


TodayHi: 68
Lo: 54
Mostly Cloudy
SundayHi: 61
Lo: 46
Mostly Sunny
MondayHi: 75
Lo: 53
Mostly Clear
TuesdayHi: 61
Lo: 57
Sunny
WednesdayHi: 55
Lo: 44
Slight Chc Thunderstorms
Mix Tune Genie