RULES OF THE SHOW
- What happens on the show, stays on the show.
- I always answer my own phone.
- If a guy says something stupid, he's put into the "Listener Protection Program". This rule does not apply to women, they're smarter.
- Nobody is too young / Nobody is too old.
- No Lindsay Lohan, or Lisa Marie Presley Songs. This rule will be revised when somebody proves that they can sing.
- Calls from Indiana are subject to "humor".
- Calls from Wisconsin are subject to "stereo-type".
- I must help you waste time at work with "Kill A Half Hour".
- All Friday email (due to the weekend) must be sent in "ALL CAPS".
- I must say "Sorry" every night at 6:50pm.
KILL A HALF-HOUR from
Thursday 5/23/13:
The average woman does this 3 times a week. What is it?
| May | 23 |
Mostly Cloudy51.0°/10.6°
| Traffic | Radar | Forecast |
| I-94 EDENS EXWY INBOUND Jam Factor 8 - Incidents 0 () I-94 Edens Exwy INBOUND from IL-58/Dempster St (#37) to I-90 Kennedy Exwy | ||
| I-90/I-94 KENNEDY EXWY OUTBOUND Jam Factor 8 - Incidents 0 () I-90/I-94 Kennedy Exwy OUTBOUND from I-290 Eisenhower Exwy to I-94 Edens Exwy | ||
| I-90/I-94 KENNEDY EXWY OUTBOUND Jam Factor 8 - Incidents 0 () I-90/I-94 Kennedy Exwy OUTBOUND from I-290 Eisenhower Exwy to I-294 Tri-State Tollway | ||
| I-90/I-94 KENNEDY EXWY INBOUND Jam Factor 8 - Incidents 0 () I-90/I-94 Kennedy Exwy INBOUND from I-94 Edens Exwy to I-290 Eisenhower Exwy | ||
| I-90/I-94 KENNEDY EXWY INBOUND Jam Factor 8 - Incidents 0 () I-90/I-94 Kennedy Exwy INBOUND from I-294 Tri-State Tollway to I-94 Edens Exwy | ||
| I-90/I-94 KENNEDY EXWY INBOUND Jam Factor 8 - Incidents 0 () I-90/I-94 Kennedy Exwy INBOUND from I-294 Tri-State Tollway to I-290 Eisenhower Exwy | ||
| I-90/I-94 KENNEDY EXPRESS LANES OUTBOUND Jam Factor 8 - Incidents 0 () I-90/I-94 Kennedy Express Lanes Outbound from Ohio St/Ontario St Feeder to I-94 Edens Exwy | ||
| I-90/I-94 DAN RYAN EXWY OUTBOUND Jam Factor 8 - Incidents 0 () I-90/I-94 Dan Ryan Exwy OUTBOUND from Local/Express Split-Merge (North) to Local/Express Split-Merge (South) | ||
| I-90/I-94 DAN RYAN EXWY INBOUND Jam Factor 8 - Incidents 0 () I-90/I-94 Dan Ryan Exwy INBOUND from I-55 Stevenson Exwy to I-290 Eisenhower Exwy | ||
| I-55 STEVENSON EXWY OUTBOUND Jam Factor 8 - Incidents 0 () I-55 Stevenson Exwy OUTBOUND from US-41 Lake Shore Dr to I-294 Tri-State Tollway | ||
| I-290 EISENHOWER EXWY OUTBOUND Jam Factor 8 - Incidents 0 () I-290 Eisenhower Exwy OUTBOUND from I-90/I-94 Kennedy Exwy/Dan Ryan Exwy to Wolf Rd (#16) | ||
| I-290 EISENHOWER EXWY INBOUND Jam Factor 8 - Incidents 0 () I-290 Eisenhower Exwy INBOUND from Wolf Rd (#16) to I-90/I-94 Kennedy Exwy/Dan Ryan Exwy | ||
| I-90/I-94 DAN RYAN EXWY INBOUND Jam Factor 7 - Incidents 1 (Moderate) I-90/I-94 Dan Ryan Exwy INBOUND from I-57/Bishop Ford Frwy to I-290 Eisenhower Exwy | ||
| I-94 EDENS EXWY INBOUND Jam Factor 7 - Incidents 0 () I-94 Edens Exwy INBOUND from I-94/I-294 Tri-State Tollway to I-90 Kennedy Exwy | ||
| I-90/I-94 KENNEDY EXWY OUTBOUND Jam Factor 7 - Incidents 0 () I-90/I-94 Kennedy Exwy OUTBOUND from I-94 Edens Exwy to I-294 Tri-State Tollway | ||
| I-290 EISENHOWER EXWY INBOUND Jam Factor 7 - Incidents 0 () I-290 Eisenhower Exwy INBOUND from IL-53 to Congress Pkwy | ||
| I-290 EISENHOWER EXWY INBOUND Jam Factor 7 - Incidents 0 () I-290 Eisenhower Exwy INBOUND from I-355 North-South Tollway (#7) to Wolf Rd (#16) | ||
| I-190 O'HARE ACCESS EXWY INBOUND Jam Factor 7 - Incidents 0 () I-190 O'Hare Access Exwy INBOUND from O'Hare Airport to I-90 Kennedy Exwy | ||
| I-90/I-94 DAN RYAN EXWY OUTBOUND Jam Factor 6 - Incidents 1 (Moderate) I-90/I-94 Dan Ryan Exwy OUTBOUND from I-90 Chicago Skyway to I-57/Bishop Ford Frwy | ||
| I-90/I-94 DAN RYAN EXWY OUTBOUND Jam Factor 6 - Incidents 1 (Moderate) I-90/I-94 Dan Ryan Exwy OUTBOUND from I-290 Eisenhower Exwy to I-57/Bishop Ford Frwy | ||
| I-94/I-294 TRI-STATE TOLLWAY SOUTHBOUND Jam Factor 6 - Incidents 0 () I-94/I-294 Tri-State Tollway SOUTHBOUND from Lake-Cook Rd to I-90 Jane Addams Tollway | ||
| I-94 EDENS EXWY INBOUND Jam Factor 6 - Incidents 0 () I-94 Edens Exwy INBOUND from I-94 Edens Exwy to IL-58/Dempster St (#37) | ||
| I-55 STEVENSON EXWY OUTBOUND Jam Factor 6 - Incidents 0 () I-55 Stevenson Exwy OUTBOUND from US-41 Lake Shore Dr to I-80 (#250) | ||
| I-290 EISENHOWER EXWY OUTBOUND Jam Factor 6 - Incidents 0 () I-290 Eisenhower Exwy OUTBOUND from Congress Pkwy to IL-53 | ||
| I-90/I-94 KENNEDY EXPRESS LANES INBOUND Jam Factor 5 - Incidents 0 () I-90/I-94 Kennedy Express Lanes Inbound from I-94 Edens Exwy to Ohio St/Ontario St Feeder | ||
| I-55 STEVENSON EXWY OUTBOUND Jam Factor 5 - Incidents 0 () I-55 Stevenson Exwy OUTBOUND from I-294 Tri-State Tollway to I-355 North-South Tollway | ||
| I-55 STEVENSON EXWY INBOUND Jam Factor 5 - Incidents 0 () I-55 Stevenson Exwy INBOUND from I-355 North-South Tollway to I-294 Tri-State Tollway | ||
| I-55 STEVENSON EXWY INBOUND Jam Factor 5 - Incidents 0 () I-55 Stevenson Exwy INBOUND from I-294 Tri-State Tollway to US-41 Lake Shore Dr | ||
| IL-53 NORTHBOUND Jam Factor 4 - Incidents 1 (Moderate) IL-53 NORTHBOUND from I-290 Eisenhower Exwy to Lake-Cook Rd | ||
| I-94/I-294 TRI-STATE TOLLWAY SOUTHBOUND Jam Factor 4 - Incidents 0 () I-94/I-294 Tri-State Tollway SOUTHBOUND from I-90 Jane Addams Tollway to I-55 Stevenson Exwy | ||
| I-55 STEVENSON EXWY INBOUND Jam Factor 4 - Incidents 0 () I-55 Stevenson Exwy INBOUND from I-80 (#250) to US-41 Lake Shore Dr | ||
| LAKE SHORE DRIVE SOUTHBOUND Jam Factor 3 - Incidents 0 () Lake Shore Drive SOUTHBOUND from Bryn Mawr Av to Balbo Dr | ||
| I-90 JANE ADDAMS TOLLWAY OUTBOUND Jam Factor 3 - Incidents 0 () I-90 Jane Addams Tollway OUTBOUND from IL-31 to Mchenry/Boone County Line | ||
| I-90 JANE ADDAMS TOLLWAY OUTBOUND Jam Factor 3 - Incidents 0 () I-90 Jane Addams Tollway OUTBOUND from Boone/Mchenry County Line to I-39 (NP) | ||
| I-80/I-94 BORMAN EXWY EASTBOUND Jam Factor 3 - Incidents 0 () I-80/I-94 Borman Exwy EASTBOUND from Illinois State Line to I-65 (#12) | ||
| I-94/I-294 TRI-STATE TOLLWAY SOUTHBOUND Jam Factor 2 - Incidents 1 (Moderate) I-94/I-294 Tri-State Tollway SOUTHBOUND from Wisconsin State Line to I-94 Bishop Ford Frwy/Kingery Exwy | ||
| LAKE SHORE DRIVE SOUTHBOUND Jam Factor 2 - Incidents 0 () Lake Shore Drive SOUTHBOUND from Bryn Mawr Av to Hayes Dr | ||
| I-90 JANE ADDAMS TOLLWAY OUTBOUND Jam Factor 2 - Incidents 0 () I-90 Jane Addams Tollway OUTBOUND from I-294 Tri-State Tollway to Mchenry/Boone County Line | ||
| I-90 JANE ADDAMS TOLLWAY INBOUND Jam Factor 2 - Incidents 0 () I-90 Jane Addams Tollway INBOUND from Mchenry/Boone County Line to IL-31 | ||
| IL-53 SOUTHBOUND Jam Factor 1 - Incidents 1 (Moderate) IL-53 SOUTHBOUND from Lake-Cook Rd to I-290 Eisenhower Exwy | ||
| I-94/I-294 TRI-STATE TOLLWAY SOUTHBOUND Jam Factor 1 - Incidents 1 (Moderate) I-94/I-294 Tri-State Tollway SOUTHBOUND from I-55 Stevenson Exwy to I-80 | ||
| I-94 OUTBOUND Jam Factor 1 - Incidents 1 (Moderate) I-94 Outbound from I-290 Eisenhower Exwy to I-94 Bishop Ford Frwy/Kingery Exwy | ||
| LAKE SHORE DRIVE SOUTHBOUND Jam Factor 1 - Incidents 0 () Lake Shore Drive SOUTHBOUND from Balbo Dr to Hayes Dr | ||
| LAKE SHORE DRIVE NORTHBOUND Jam Factor 1 - Incidents 0 () Lake Shore Drive NORTHBOUND from Hayes Dr to Bryn Mawr Av | ||
| LAKE SHORE DRIVE NORTHBOUND Jam Factor 1 - Incidents 0 () Lake Shore Drive NORTHBOUND from Hayes Dr to Balbo Dr | ||
| LAKE SHORE DRIVE NORTHBOUND Jam Factor 1 - Incidents 0 () Lake Shore Drive NORTHBOUND from Balbo Dr to Bryn Mawr Av | ||
| I-90 JANE ADDAMS TOLLWAY INBOUND Jam Factor 1 - Incidents 0 () I-90 Jane Addams Tollway INBOUND from Mchenry/Boone County Line to I-294 Tri-State Tollway | ||
| I-90 JANE ADDAMS TOLLWAY INBOUND Jam Factor 1 - Incidents 0 () I-90 Jane Addams Tollway INBOUND from IL-31 to I-294 Tri-State Tollway | ||
| I-90 JANE ADDAMS TOLLWAY INBOUND Jam Factor 1 - Incidents 0 () I-90 Jane Addams Tollway INBOUND from I-39 (NP) to Boone/Mchenry County Line | ||
| I-80/I-94 KINGERY EXWY WESTBOUND Jam Factor 1 - Incidents 0 () I-80/I-94 Kingery Exwy WESTBOUND from Illinois State Line to I-294 Tri-State Tollway/I-94 Bishop Ford Frwy/IL-394 | ||
| Today |  | Hi: 52 Lo: 52 | Showers Likely |
| Friday |  | Hi: 57 Lo: 49 | Showers Likely |
| Saturday |  | Hi: 58 Lo: 47 | Breezy |
| Sunday |  | Hi: 58 Lo: 50 | Sunny |
| Monday |  | Hi: 64 Lo: 52 | Partly Cloudy |
