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Wednesday 9/18/13
Posted:Thursday, 09/19/2013 at 01:09pm
LACK OF INTELLIGENCE REPORT

A toothless man in England has been found guilty of biting his neighbor's 'bits and bobs' 'like a sandwich' after an argument over loud music.

The 41-year-old biter who only has one or two teeth, bent over and bit his 39-year-old neighbor's manhood after a fight broke out. He bit down on the neighbor's genitals with so much force he required stitches.

A jury (in England) found him guilty of wounding his neighbor with intent to cause serious injury.

The biter is expected to sentence him next month.

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