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FRIDAY 9/27/13
Posted:Friday, 09/27/2013 at 05:09pm
LACK OF INTELLIGENCE REPORT


Two men in Indiana got into a fight over a bottle of tequila... and started biting each other.

The two are neighbors. One bit the other on the cheek, who responded by biting off the tip of the other man's nose.

Doctors found the tip of the man's nose but were not able to put it back on.

Both men were charged with battery.
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WOMAN ACCIDENTALLY WINS A MARATHON

A woman running a half-marathon in Ontario, Canada ended up accidentally winning the full maratho.

She was training for the Boston marathon and signed up for a half marathon. She took a wrong turn and ended up on the full marathon course.

She was trying to do the half in 1:28 and kept looking at her watch and wondering when the finish line was coming.

By the time she realized what had happened she figured, why stop? Once she saw there were no women in front of her on the course, she took off.

She ended up finishing in 3:11:48, 10th overall, and best among the women.

She also qualified for April's Boston Marathon.


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