
The Secret a Women Should Never Reveal
Posted: 2013-05-24 10:22 AM
How often you fly solo.How much money your parents have.
The age of your implants.
All of the secret places that require hair removal.
That you're going to...See Full Post
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I Knew I'd Made a Bad Decision When...
Posted: 2013-05-23 09:44 AM
Cutting down a tree with a chain saw, standing on a ladder leaning against the same tree. Whoops...After the first push during natural childbirth, I...See Full Post
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The Biggest Secret You're Keeping
Posted: 2013-05-22 09:45 AM
I've never told my fiancee that I got a nose job before we met.I have been dating someone in my office for 4 years and...See Full Post
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Your Unique Golf Outing Ideas
Posted: 2013-05-21 09:36 AM
WET T-SHIRT CONTEST ON THE PUTTING GREEN!Bozo Buckets Bonanza, but you use a wedge to chip into coolers spaced 10 yards apart.
Sumo wrestling. Rent the...See Full Post
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How Do You Show That You Care?
Posted: 2013-05-17 09:39 AM
I clean the house. She loves it.Grab his ass.
I put my boobs in his face.
Hand him the remote and a beer and then disappear.
I make...See Full Post
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What Should Every Adult Woman Know How to Do?
Posted: 2013-05-16 13:21 PM
Say what she REALLY wants in bed!Cook like his mother, but please him like all of his intimate fantasies.
A woman should know how to...See Full Post
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What Topic Should We Talk About?
Posted: 2013-05-15 09:31 AM
Woke up and realized I wasted my money on...Best way you got revenge on your ex. I'm looking for ideas. Kidding. Maybe.
Worst way to breakup...See Full Post
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What Do You Always Have to Explain to People?
Posted: 2013-05-14 09:31 AM
I always have to explain to people how I had a heart attack when I was 17.I always have to explain why I have a...See Full Post
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Dumbest Fight with My Spouse
Posted: 2013-05-10 09:37 AM
Huge day long fight about whether or not you can paint a barn blue instead of red...we don't have a barn and never will. This...See Full PostTweet
Flirting Tips...
Posted: 2013-05-09 09:29 AM
Use this line: "Are you going to look this good when I take you out to dinner Friday night?"Watch The Notebook and Crazy Stupid Love...See Full Post
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Every man should know ____!
Posted: 2013-05-07 09:28 AM
Know when to shut up.Just because I want a girls night out doesn't mean I want to cheat on you.
If I fart in my sleep,...See Full Post
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Two Words That Make the Woman
Posted: 2013-05-03 11:22 AM
The T & the A make the womanHeels and skirt
Low cut top and high high heels
The apron and panties
The brains and the bust!
The makeup and...See Full Post
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Meanest Mean Girls
Posted: 2013-05-02 11:36 AM
In high school I would walk passed a girl I HATED and shout "I smell fish!"I lived in a group home and didn't like one...See Full Post
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How I Lost My Virginity.
Posted: 2013-05-01 09:32 AM
Lost my virginity to my first boyfriend in his mom's trailer home.I lost my virginity in my boyfriend's tree house near a squirrel he'd killed...See Full Post
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The Things You Never Want to Hear Your Man Say...
Posted: 2013-04-30 09:32 AM
I'm gonna need clean underwear.Wow. You do that almost as good as my ex!
I am asexual. .. I don't need to have sex. I am...See Full Post
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The Gross Habit That You Keep a Secret
Posted: 2013-04-29 09:31 AM
Ever seen the SNL sketch "Superstar" where she smells her pit soaked hands? I do that with my crotch to make sure it doesn't smell...See Full PostTweet
Your Random Observation...
Posted: 2013-04-26 08:10 AM
I just noticed that you can drive to Alaska.Sweatpants were made for exercise but they are used for the exact opposite purpose!
Why are adults copying...See Full Post
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Your Most Embarrassing Moment in School...
Posted: 2013-04-25 09:43 AM
I was sleeping in class and I farted in my sleep and the whole class started laughing even the teacher and I never lived that...See Full PostTweet
The Mortifying Secret He Told His Friends About You!
Posted: 2013-04-24 10:42 AM
He told his friends I pass gas in my sleep, and did so in front of me!He told his buddy I like to get spanked...See Full Post
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Womanswers!
Posted: 2013-04-23 09:31 AM
Is your ex really your "best friend" or do you just need to sleep together one more time?Why do you know everyone else's ass is...See Full Post
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I Wish I Could Un-Say...
Posted: 2013-04-22 09:39 AM
After years apart, I got back together with my ex-boyfriend and I impulsively said, "Was it always that small?"In an argument with my boss I...See Full Post
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What Do You Wish You Could Un-See?
Posted: 2013-04-17 08:43 AM
I would like to unsee the homeless man walking past Giordano's in downtown Chicago with his pants around his ankles.I accidently walked in on my...See Full Post
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My First Words After A Coma...
Posted: 2013-04-15 09:01 AM
Did the Cubs win the world series?Did I miss Meatloaf's farewell tour?!?
I want Auerillo's Pizza.
I need a bikini wax.
I need a martini.
Are Dunkin Donuts iced...See Full Post
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I Couldn't Believe My Eyes...
Posted: 2013-04-12 10:10 AM
I couldn't believe my eyes when I looked at my hand after I gave a high-five and there was poop on itCouldn't believe my eyes...See Full Post
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Your Biggest Spring Break Regret
Posted: 2013-04-10 09:49 AM
I let a male cheerleader from Duke eat a pop tart from between my legs during a pop tart eating contestThe water went out in...See Full Post
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What's Your Biggest Family Secret?
Posted: 2013-04-09 09:40 AM
My wife's family kept a poop chart on vacation to see who pooped the most. At the end of the vacation they awarded a winner.My...See Full Post
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The Bad Pickup Line That Actually Worked
Posted: 2013-04-04 09:20 AM
I was at a bar once and a guy stopped me and said: you deserve a parking ticket. I naively asked "why? " and he...See Full PostTweet
What Book Should Patrick Sharp Read Next?
Posted: 2013-03-29 09:51 AM
Born Standing Up by Steve Martin. Auto Biography about one of the funniest men of all time.Jesse James: American Outlaw - Orange County Choppers Rise...See Full Post
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What Lie Are You Living?
Posted: 2013-03-28 09:32 AM
My boyfriend thinks my divorce was finalized a while ago but it isn't yet, haven't told him I'm still legally marriedMy confession: I'm the one...See Full Post
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What Makes Him Husband Material?
Posted: 2013-03-27 08:43 AM
Marriage material would consist of a man who would not hesitate a foot rub for his lady even if her feet were a little ripe.He...See Full Post
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Random Questions for NBC 5 Chicago's Cheryl Scott
Posted: 2013-03-26 08:15 AM
What one thing have you done that you never want your Mom to find out about?Cheryl Scott who are you dating?
Which fellow newscaster/ meteorologist would...See Full Post
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Totally Useless Facts
Posted: 2013-03-25 09:45 AM
Vending machines Kill more people than sharksKangaroos have no bellybuttons.
Mark Wahlberg has 3 nipples
In Disney's animated movie Alladin, the producers were going to use Michael...See Full Post
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The Reason I Got a Divorce...
Posted: 2013-03-22 08:35 AM
He was a heavy mouth breather.He chewed his too loudly!
He pulled my nipple ring out during the "nasty".
He smelled like butt all the time, even...See Full Post
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The Habit I Need to Break
Posted: 2013-03-20 09:00 AM
Continuously checking my ex's Facebook and driving by his house.I need to stop scratching my back on the corners of walls!
Watching adult videos while commuting...See Full Post
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What should Chewbacca do in Mexico?
Posted: 2013-03-20 06:05 AM
Chewbacca should Belly Flop with Big Dave!Walter needs to take a body shot off Chewbacca.
Chewbacca should do water aerobics.
Make Chewie do the Gangmam Style Dance!
I'd...See Full Post
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When it comes to men, what's your #1 rule?
Posted: 2013-03-14 08:46 AM
Don't be more sensitive than me. I already have a vagina, don't need two!He must have bigger thighs than me.
He can't have a hairy butt
He...See Full Post
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The 2013 Mexican Bucket of Dares!
Posted: 2013-03-13 08:10 AM
Our listener, Walter, will have to complete some of these dares during Chips, Dip, and a Mexico Trip... Cuatro!The Dares
Jersey Turnpike with 3 random beach...See Full Post
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My High Maintenance Man...
Posted: 2013-03-12 10:15 AM
My husband is so high maintenance he has his own tanning bed in our home!He has to have his jeans dry cleaned and when he...See Full Post
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Secrets women keep from men...
Posted: 2013-03-11 08:41 AM
We check out other men just like you check out other women.I think my Hubbie would look better bald, so I've added hair relaxer to...See Full Post
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I'm the Only One That Never Knew ____!
Posted: 2013-03-07 10:52 AM
I'm the only one who didn't know Keith Urban was Australian until he spoke on TV.That Santa in "I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus" was...See Full Post
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I Can't Believe I Saw...
Posted: 2013-03-06 10:30 AM
A 6'3" man wearing cammo, sporting an awesome mullet, walking down the road with three chihuahuas wearing tutus. I saw an actual sheep walking down...See Full Post
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| I-90/I-94 DAN RYAN EXWY INBOUND Jam Factor 5 - Incidents 1 (Moderate) I-90/I-94 Dan Ryan Exwy INBOUND from I-57/Bishop Ford Frwy to I-290 Eisenhower Exwy | ||
| I-90 JANE ADDAMS TOLLWAY OUTBOUND Jam Factor 5 - Incidents 0 () I-90 Jane Addams Tollway OUTBOUND from Boone/Mchenry County Line to I-39 (NP) | ||
| I-90/I-94 KENNEDY EXPRESS LANES OUTBOUND Jam Factor 4 - Incidents 0 () I-90/I-94 Kennedy Express Lanes Outbound from Ohio St/Ontario St Feeder to I-94 Edens Exwy | ||
| LAKE SHORE DRIVE SOUTHBOUND Jam Factor 3 - Incidents 0 () Lake Shore Drive SOUTHBOUND from Bryn Mawr Av to Balbo Dr | ||
| I-90/I-94 KENNEDY EXWY OUTBOUND Jam Factor 3 - Incidents 0 () I-90/I-94 Kennedy Exwy OUTBOUND from I-290 Eisenhower Exwy to I-94 Edens Exwy | ||
| I-90/I-94 KENNEDY EXWY INBOUND Jam Factor 3 - Incidents 0 () I-90/I-94 Kennedy Exwy INBOUND from I-94 Edens Exwy to I-290 Eisenhower Exwy | ||
| I-90 JANE ADDAMS TOLLWAY OUTBOUND Jam Factor 3 - Incidents 0 () I-90 Jane Addams Tollway OUTBOUND from IL-31 to Mchenry/Boone County Line | ||
| I-90/I-94 DAN RYAN EXWY OUTBOUND Jam Factor 2 - Incidents 1 (Moderate) I-90/I-94 Dan Ryan Exwy OUTBOUND from I-290 Eisenhower Exwy to I-57/Bishop Ford Frwy | ||
| LAKE SHORE DRIVE SOUTHBOUND Jam Factor 2 - Incidents 0 () Lake Shore Drive SOUTHBOUND from Bryn Mawr Av to Hayes Dr | ||
| I-94/I-294 TRI-STATE TOLLWAY NORTHBOUND Jam Factor 2 - Incidents 0 () I-94/I-294 Tri-State Tollway NORTHBOUND from I-94 Bishop Ford Frwy/Kingery Exwy to I-294 Tri-State Tollway | ||
| I-90/I-94 KENNEDY EXWY OUTBOUND Jam Factor 2 - Incidents 0 () I-90/I-94 Kennedy Exwy OUTBOUND from I-290 Eisenhower Exwy to I-294 Tri-State Tollway | ||
| I-90/I-94 KENNEDY EXWY INBOUND Jam Factor 2 - Incidents 0 () I-90/I-94 Kennedy Exwy INBOUND from I-294 Tri-State Tollway to I-290 Eisenhower Exwy | ||
| I-90/I-94 DAN RYAN EXWY OUTBOUND Jam Factor 2 - Incidents 0 () I-90/I-94 Dan Ryan Exwy OUTBOUND from Local/Express Split-Merge (North) to Local/Express Split-Merge (South) | ||
| I-90/I-94 DAN RYAN EXWY OUTBOUND Jam Factor 2 - Incidents 0 () I-90/I-94 Dan Ryan Exwy OUTBOUND from I-290 Eisenhower Exwy to I-55 Stevenson Exwy | ||
| I-90 JANE ADDAMS TOLLWAY INBOUND Jam Factor 2 - Incidents 0 () I-90 Jane Addams Tollway INBOUND from Mchenry/Boone County Line to IL-31 | ||
| I-90 JANE ADDAMS TOLLWAY INBOUND Jam Factor 2 - Incidents 0 () I-90 Jane Addams Tollway INBOUND from I-39 (NP) to Boone/Mchenry County Line | ||
| I-80 EASTBOUND Jam Factor 2 - Incidents 0 () I-80 EASTBOUND from US-45 La Grange Rd (#145) to I-294 Tri-State Tollway (#155) | ||
| I-290 EISENHOWER EXWY INBOUND Jam Factor 2 - Incidents 0 () I-290 Eisenhower Exwy INBOUND from Wolf Rd (#16) to I-90/I-94 Kennedy Exwy/Dan Ryan Exwy | ||
| I-290 EISENHOWER EXWY INBOUND Jam Factor 2 - Incidents 0 () I-290 Eisenhower Exwy INBOUND from I-355 North-South Tollway (#7) to Wolf Rd (#16) | ||
| I-90/I-94 DAN RYAN EXWY OUTBOUND Jam Factor 1 - Incidents 1 (Moderate) I-90/I-94 Dan Ryan Exwy OUTBOUND from I-90 Chicago Skyway to I-57/Bishop Ford Frwy | ||
| I-90/I-94 DAN RYAN EXWY INBOUND Jam Factor 1 - Incidents 1 (Moderate) I-90/I-94 Dan Ryan Exwy INBOUND from I-57/Bishop Ford Frwy to I-90 Chicago Skyway | ||
| I-57 NORTHBOUND Jam Factor 1 - Incidents 1 (Moderate) I-57 NORTHBOUND from Kankakee/Will County Line to I-94 Bishop Ford Frwy | ||
| I-57 NORTHBOUND Jam Factor 1 - Incidents 1 (Moderate) I-57 NORTHBOUND from I-80 Moline Exwy (#345) to I-94 Bishop Ford Frwy | ||
| IL-53 NORTHBOUND Jam Factor 1 - Incidents 0 () IL-53 NORTHBOUND from I-290 Eisenhower Exwy to Lake-Cook Rd | ||
| IL-394 SOUTHBOUND Jam Factor 1 - Incidents 0 () IL-394 SOUTHBOUND from KINGERY EXWY/I-80/I-94 to Lincoln Hwy | ||
| I-94/I-294 TRI-STATE TOLLWAY SOUTHBOUND Jam Factor 1 - Incidents 0 () I-94/I-294 Tri-State Tollway SOUTHBOUND from I-294 Tri-State Tollway to I-94 Bishop Ford Frwy/Kingery Exwy | ||
| I-94 BISHOP FORD FRWY OUTBOUND Jam Factor 1 - Incidents 0 () I-94 Bishop Ford Frwy OUTBOUND from I-57/Dan Ryan Exwy to I-80/I-294/IL-394 Kingery Exwy/Tri-State Tollway | ||
| I-94 BISHOP FORD FRWY INBOUND Jam Factor 1 - Incidents 0 () I-94 Bishop Ford Frwy INBOUND from I-80/I-294/IL-394 Kingery Exwy/Tri-State Tollway to I-57/Dan Ryan Exwy | ||
| I-90 JANE ADDAMS TOLLWAY OUTBOUND Jam Factor 1 - Incidents 0 () I-90 Jane Addams Tollway OUTBOUND from I-294 Tri-State Tollway to Mchenry/Boone County Line | ||
| I-90 JANE ADDAMS TOLLWAY INBOUND Jam Factor 1 - Incidents 0 () I-90 Jane Addams Tollway INBOUND from Mchenry/Boone County Line to I-294 Tri-State Tollway | ||
| I-80/I-94 KINGERY EXWY WESTBOUND Jam Factor 1 - Incidents 0 () I-80/I-94 Kingery Exwy WESTBOUND from Illinois State Line to I-294 Tri-State Tollway/I-94 Bishop Ford Frwy/IL-394 | ||
| I-80/I-94 KINGERY EXWY EASTBOUND Jam Factor 1 - Incidents 0 () I-80/I-94 Kingery Exwy EASTBOUND from I-294 Tri-State Tollway/I-94 Bishop Ford Frwy/IL-394 to Illinois State Line | ||
| I-80/I-94 BORMAN EXWY EASTBOUND Jam Factor 1 - Incidents 0 () I-80/I-94 Borman Exwy EASTBOUND from Illinois State Line to I-65 (#12) | ||
| I-80 WESTBOUND Jam Factor 1 - Incidents 0 () I-80 WESTBOUND from I-294 Tri-State Tollway (#155) to US-45 La Grange Rd (#145) | ||
| I-55 STEVENSON EXWY OUTBOUND Jam Factor 1 - Incidents 0 () I-55 Stevenson Exwy OUTBOUND from US-41 Lake Shore Dr to I-80 (#250) | ||
| I-55 STEVENSON EXWY OUTBOUND Jam Factor 1 - Incidents 0 () I-55 Stevenson Exwy OUTBOUND from US-41 Lake Shore Dr to I-294 Tri-State Tollway | ||
| I-55 STEVENSON EXWY INBOUND Jam Factor 1 - Incidents 0 () I-55 Stevenson Exwy INBOUND from I-80 (#250) to US-41 Lake Shore Dr | ||
| I-55 STEVENSON EXWY INBOUND Jam Factor 1 - Incidents 0 () I-55 Stevenson Exwy INBOUND from I-355 North-South Tollway to I-294 Tri-State Tollway | ||
| I-55 STEVENSON EXWY INBOUND Jam Factor 1 - Incidents 0 () I-55 Stevenson Exwy INBOUND from I-294 Tri-State Tollway to US-41 Lake Shore Dr | ||
| I-290 EISENHOWER EXWY OUTBOUND Jam Factor 1 - Incidents 0 () I-290 Eisenhower Exwy OUTBOUND from Wolf Rd (#16) to I-355 North-South Tollway (#7) | ||
| I-290 EISENHOWER EXWY INBOUND Jam Factor 1 - Incidents 0 () I-290 Eisenhower Exwy INBOUND from IL-53 to Congress Pkwy | ||
| I-190 O'HARE ACCESS EXWY OUTBOUND Jam Factor 1 - Incidents 0 () I-190 O'Hare Access Exwy OUTBOUND from I-90 Kennedy Exwy to O'Hare Airport | ||
| I-190 O'HARE ACCESS EXWY INBOUND Jam Factor 1 - Incidents 0 () I-190 O'Hare Access Exwy INBOUND from O'Hare Airport to I-90 Kennedy Exwy | ||
| I-94/I-294 TRI-STATE TOLLWAY SOUTHBOUND Jam Factor 0 - Incidents 1 (Moderate) I-94/I-294 Tri-State Tollway SOUTHBOUND from Wisconsin State Line to I-94 Bishop Ford Frwy/Kingery Exwy | ||
| I-94/I-294 TRI-STATE TOLLWAY SOUTHBOUND Jam Factor 0 - Incidents 1 (Moderate) I-94/I-294 Tri-State Tollway SOUTHBOUND from I-55 Stevenson Exwy to I-80 | ||
| I-94 OUTBOUND Jam Factor 0 - Incidents 1 (Moderate) I-94 Outbound from I-290 Eisenhower Exwy to I-94 Bishop Ford Frwy/Kingery Exwy | ||
| I-355 NORTH-SOUTH TOLLWAY SOUTHBOUND Jam Factor 0 - Incidents 1 (Moderate) I-355 North-South Tollway SOUTHBOUND from I-290 Eisenhower Exwy to I-80 | ||
| I-355 NORTH-SOUTH TOLLWAY SOUTHBOUND Jam Factor 0 - Incidents 1 (Moderate) I-355 North-South Tollway SOUTHBOUND from I-290 Eisenhower Exwy to Exit to I-88 Reagan Tollway (Southwestside) | ||
| I-355 NORTH-SOUTH TOLLWAY NORTHBOUND Jam Factor 0 - Incidents 1 (Moderate) I-355 North-South Tollway NORTHBOUND from I-80 to I-55 Stevenson Exwy | ||
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