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The Secret a Women Should Never Reveal

Posted: 2013-05-24 10:22 AM

How often you fly solo.

How much money your parents have.

The age of your implants.

All of the secret places that require hair removal.

That you're going to...See Full Post

I Knew I'd Made a Bad Decision When...

Posted: 2013-05-23 09:44 AM

Cutting down a tree with a chain saw, standing on a ladder leaning against the same tree. Whoops...

After the first push during natural childbirth, I...See Full Post

The Biggest Secret You're Keeping

Posted: 2013-05-22 09:45 AM

I've never told my fiancee that I got a nose job before we met.

I have been dating someone in my office for 4 years and...See Full Post

Your Unique Golf Outing Ideas

Posted: 2013-05-21 09:36 AM

WET T-SHIRT CONTEST ON THE PUTTING GREEN!

Bozo Buckets Bonanza, but you use a wedge to chip into coolers spaced 10 yards apart.

Sumo wrestling. Rent the...See Full Post

How Do You Show That You Care?

Posted: 2013-05-17 09:39 AM

I clean the house. She loves it.

Grab his ass.

I put my boobs in his face.

Hand him the remote and a beer and then disappear.

I make...See Full Post

What Should Every Adult Woman Know How to Do?

Posted: 2013-05-16 13:21 PM

Say what she REALLY wants in bed!

Cook like his mother, but please him like all of his intimate fantasies.

A woman should know how to...See Full Post

What Topic Should We Talk About?

Posted: 2013-05-15 09:31 AM

Woke up and realized I wasted my money on...

Best way you got revenge on your ex. I'm looking for ideas. Kidding. Maybe.

Worst way to breakup...See Full Post

What Do You Always Have to Explain to People?

Posted: 2013-05-14 09:31 AM

I always have to explain to people how I had a heart attack when I was 17.

I always have to explain why I have a...See Full Post

Dumbest Fight with My Spouse

Posted: 2013-05-10 09:37 AM

Huge day long fight about whether or not you can paint a barn blue instead of red...we don't have a barn and never will. This...See Full Post

Flirting Tips...

Posted: 2013-05-09 09:29 AM

Use this line: "Are you going to look this good when I take you out to dinner Friday night?"

Watch The Notebook and Crazy Stupid Love...See Full Post

Every man should know ____!

Posted: 2013-05-07 09:28 AM

Know when to shut up.

Just because I want a girls night out doesn't mean I want to cheat on you.

If I fart in my sleep,...See Full Post

Two Words That Make the Woman

Posted: 2013-05-03 11:22 AM

The T & the A make the woman

Heels and skirt

Low cut top and high high heels

The apron and panties

The brains and the bust!

The makeup and...See Full Post

Meanest Mean Girls

Posted: 2013-05-02 11:36 AM

In high school I would walk passed a girl I HATED and shout "I smell fish!"

I lived in a group home and didn't like one...See Full Post

How I Lost My Virginity.

Posted: 2013-05-01 09:32 AM

Lost my virginity to my first boyfriend in his mom's trailer home.

I lost my virginity in my boyfriend's tree house near a squirrel he'd killed...See Full Post

The Things You Never Want to Hear Your Man Say...

Posted: 2013-04-30 09:32 AM

I'm gonna need clean underwear.

Wow. You do that almost as good as my ex!

I am asexual. .. I don't need to have sex. I am...See Full Post

The Gross Habit That You Keep a Secret

Posted: 2013-04-29 09:31 AM

Ever seen the SNL sketch "Superstar" where she smells her pit soaked hands? I do that with my crotch to make sure it doesn't smell...See Full Post

Your Random Observation...

Posted: 2013-04-26 08:10 AM

I just noticed that you can drive to Alaska.

Sweatpants were made for exercise but they are used for the exact opposite purpose!

Why are adults copying...See Full Post

Your Most Embarrassing Moment in School...

Posted: 2013-04-25 09:43 AM

I was sleeping in class and I farted in my sleep and the whole class started laughing even the teacher and I never lived that...See Full Post

The Mortifying Secret He Told His Friends About You!

Posted: 2013-04-24 10:42 AM

He told his friends I pass gas in my sleep, and did so in front of me!

He told his buddy I like to get spanked...See Full Post

Womanswers!

Posted: 2013-04-23 09:31 AM

Is your ex really your "best friend" or do you just need to sleep together one more time?

Why do you know everyone else's ass is...See Full Post

I Wish I Could Un-Say...

Posted: 2013-04-22 09:39 AM

After years apart, I got back together with my ex-boyfriend and I impulsively said, "Was it always that small?"

In an argument with my boss I...See Full Post

What Do You Wish You Could Un-See?

Posted: 2013-04-17 08:43 AM

I would like to unsee the homeless man walking past Giordano's in downtown Chicago with his pants around his ankles.

I accidently walked in on my...See Full Post

My First Words After A Coma...

Posted: 2013-04-15 09:01 AM

Did the Cubs win the world series?

Did I miss Meatloaf's farewell tour?!?

I want Auerillo's Pizza.

I need a bikini wax.

I need a martini.

Are Dunkin Donuts iced...See Full Post

I Couldn't Believe My Eyes...

Posted: 2013-04-12 10:10 AM

I couldn't believe my eyes when I looked at my hand after I gave a high-five and there was poop on it

Couldn't believe my eyes...See Full Post

Your Biggest Spring Break Regret

Posted: 2013-04-10 09:49 AM

I let a male cheerleader from Duke eat a pop tart from between my legs during a pop tart eating contest

The water went out in...See Full Post

What's Your Biggest Family Secret?

Posted: 2013-04-09 09:40 AM

My wife's family kept a poop chart on vacation to see who pooped the most. At the end of the vacation they awarded a winner.

My...See Full Post

The Bad Pickup Line That Actually Worked

Posted: 2013-04-04 09:20 AM

I was at a bar once and a guy stopped me and said: you deserve a parking ticket. I naively asked "why? " and he...See Full Post

What Book Should Patrick Sharp Read Next?

Posted: 2013-03-29 09:51 AM

Born Standing Up by Steve Martin. Auto Biography about one of the funniest men of all time.

Jesse James: American Outlaw - Orange County Choppers Rise...See Full Post

What Lie Are You Living?

Posted: 2013-03-28 09:32 AM

My boyfriend thinks my divorce was finalized a while ago but it isn't yet, haven't told him I'm still legally married

My confession: I'm the one...See Full Post

What Makes Him Husband Material?

Posted: 2013-03-27 08:43 AM

Marriage material would consist of a man who would not hesitate a foot rub for his lady even if her feet were a little ripe.

He...See Full Post

Random Questions for NBC 5 Chicago's Cheryl Scott

Posted: 2013-03-26 08:15 AM

What one thing have you done that you never want your Mom to find out about?

Cheryl Scott who are you dating?

Which fellow newscaster/ meteorologist would...See Full Post

Totally Useless Facts

Posted: 2013-03-25 09:45 AM

Vending machines Kill more people than sharks

Kangaroos have no bellybuttons.

Mark Wahlberg has 3 nipples

In Disney's animated movie Alladin, the producers were going to use Michael...See Full Post

The Reason I Got a Divorce...

Posted: 2013-03-22 08:35 AM

He was a heavy mouth breather.
He chewed his too loudly!

He pulled my nipple ring out during the "nasty".

He smelled like butt all the time, even...See Full Post

The Habit I Need to Break

Posted: 2013-03-20 09:00 AM

Continuously checking my ex's Facebook and driving by his house.

I need to stop scratching my back on the corners of walls!

Watching adult videos while commuting...See Full Post

What should Chewbacca do in Mexico?

Posted: 2013-03-20 06:05 AM

Chewbacca should Belly Flop with Big Dave!

Walter needs to take a body shot off Chewbacca.

Chewbacca should do water aerobics.

Make Chewie do the Gangmam Style Dance!

I'd...See Full Post

When it comes to men, what's your #1 rule?

Posted: 2013-03-14 08:46 AM

Don't be more sensitive than me. I already have a vagina, don't need two!

He must have bigger thighs than me.

He can't have a hairy butt

He...See Full Post

The 2013 Mexican Bucket of Dares!

Posted: 2013-03-13 08:10 AM

Our listener, Walter, will have to complete some of these dares during Chips, Dip, and a Mexico Trip... Cuatro!

The Dares

Jersey Turnpike with 3 random beach...See Full Post

My High Maintenance Man...

Posted: 2013-03-12 10:15 AM

My husband is so high maintenance he has his own tanning bed in our home!

He has to have his jeans dry cleaned and when he...See Full Post

Secrets women keep from men...

Posted: 2013-03-11 08:41 AM

We check out other men just like you check out other women.

I think my Hubbie would look better bald, so I've added hair relaxer to...See Full Post

I'm the Only One That Never Knew ____!

Posted: 2013-03-07 10:52 AM

I'm the only one who didn't know Keith Urban was Australian until he spoke on TV.

That Santa in "I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus" was...See Full Post

I Can't Believe I Saw...

Posted: 2013-03-06 10:30 AM

A 6'3" man wearing cammo, sporting an awesome mullet, walking down the road with three chihuahuas wearing tutus.

I saw an actual sheep walking down...See Full Post

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