Secrets women keep from men...
Posted: 2013-03-11 08:41 AMWe check out other men just like you check out other women.
I think my Hubbie would look better bald, so I've added hair relaxer to his shampoo to make his hair fall out faster while he's convinced it's a mid-life crisis.
I actually make more money than I tell him.
I always cut my shopping bill in half. When he asks how much
I spent - if a sweater cost $100 I will tell him it was a steal and I got it for 50!
Sometimes I fake it just so it's over and I can get some sleep.
I secretly put a GPS app on his phone so I can ALWAYS track him.
My ex is bigger than you.
Sometimes I watch porn.
When I blamed that smell on the dog… it was actually me.
When my husband notices something new that I am wearing,
I'll lie and "remind" him I wore it to some outing or event and he'll be like, "ok".
I tell him he’s not balding. He’s totally balding.
I bought one ticket on Ebay to see Bruno Mars and I’m going without him.
My husband thinks I’m on the pill but I’m secretly trying to have a baby
I have a back-up guy if our relationship doesn't work out.
I lost my engagement ring months ago and I bought a fake one that looks similar - he has no idea… yet.
I pluck hairs from around my nipples. He has no idea!
I tolerate your parents only because I love you…
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