The Reason I Got a Divorce...
Posted: 2013-03-22 08:35 AMHe was a heavy mouth breather.
He chewed his too loudly!
He pulled my nipple ring out during the "nasty".
He smelled like butt all the time, even after he showered.
He couldn’t make it past 3 minutes…if you catch my drift.
He wore Han Solo pajamas and Green Lantern underpants.
He never trimmed his nose hairs. Gross!
Her snoring actually vibrated our bed!
He peed the bed.
My ex-wife had inverted nipples and a toe thumb. At first it was really cool but after a while I just wanted to see normal nipples.
In bed his feet used to scratch me ALL THE TIME!
He was so cheap when grilling cheeseburgers he would cut a piece of Kraft cheese in half and that's all you could use on the cheeseburger!
While getting intimate she said “Would you hurry up and get this over with.” That was it.
I caught her multiple times picking her nose and eating the found treasure. No thank you.
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