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The Bad Pickup Line That Actually Worked

Posted: 2013-04-04 09:20 AM
I was at a bar once and a guy stopped me and said: you deserve a parking ticket. I naively asked "why? " and he said "because you're so damn 'fine' I went home with him.

A guy walked up to me and bet me a dollar that he could make my boobs jiggle without even touching them. I took on his bet. He grabbed my boobs handed me a dollar and said you win. We have been together for 11 years and now have two kids.

I like your shirt and I really want it (pause).... on my bedroom floor. It worked!

He said: You should be trying harder to date me.

It was St. Patrick's Day, he showed up at my office with a green carnation and said that I was his lucky charm... would I consider dating him.

I have a red convertible camaro do you want a ride home.

I got a "Are you horny baby, yeah!!". Austin Powers style. I was, so it worked.

Wanna go in my room and eat chocolate chip cookies?

He said in a kidding way, "Hey baby you want to make a movie?" And for some reason it worked.

If I had a nickel for every time I saw a woman as beautiful as you I'd only have 5 cents.

I have lots of pillows and cozy blankets in my cold dorm bed.

I bet I'm smarter than you are, why don't we have drinks and find out?

He can up to me and said "Hey baby waz up, why don't we go get some BBQ and get busy!" He was cute. It worked.

Have you ever been on a waterbed? Why don't you come check mine out.

Sitting in a bar, a guy came up and asked me if I was Jewish. I said no and he looked surprised and said "No? Cause you Israeli cute..."



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