My First Words After A Coma...
Posted: 2013-04-15 09:01 AMDid the Cubs win the world series?
Did I miss Meatloaf's farewell tour?!?
I want Auerillo's Pizza.
I need a bikini wax.
I need a martini.
Are Dunkin Donuts iced coffees still 99 cents?
Give me some Portillo's cheese fries!
Is Derrick Rose back yet?
Maa! The meatloaf! Now!!!
I need some sex and a Big Mac!
Give me something to eat and I want to see something naked.
Is Channing Tatum single?
You recorded all The Walking Dead episodes, right?!?
Did Avengers 2 come out?
I heard every word you said.
Make way, I gotta pee!
Where are the funny pictures you took with my unconscious body?
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