How Do You Show That You Care?
Posted: 2013-05-17 09:39 AMI clean the house. She loves it.
Grab his ass.
I put my boobs in his face.
Hand him the remote and a beer and then disappear.
I make him pigs in a blanket and tell him I'll leave him alone for a few hours.
Stare at his package.
He mows love notes into the yard for me.
To show I care I put the chickens away at night so the rooster won't attack him!
I leave him random little notes in his pockets or wallet or coat.
I cut his finger and toenails. Even when his feet smell like cheese.
To show him I care about I let him watch YouTube music videos from the 80s after a long day of work.
To let him know I care I grab his left hand and turn his wedding ring 5 times. We were married on the 5th.
Nice, big slap in the ass.
I break out my cheerleader outfit from college. Works every time!
I text and email with her like Christian Grey.
I tell him how muscular he is looking
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