The Secret a Women Should Never Reveal
Posted: 2013-05-24 10:22 AMHow often you fly solo.
How much money your parents have.
The age of your implants.
All of the secret places that require hair removal.
That you're going to the highlight reel.
Which one of your guy friends you've slept with.
That I'm still friends with my ex on Facebook.
How big your last boyfriend's package was.
You're poop schedule or how your poop went.
That threesome you had in Georgia with the Braves farm team players.
When you have THOSE dreams and they don't include him.
Your bad credit score.
That you tried "playing for the same team" one night in college.
That I am in fact the one who is crop dusting, not the dog.
That you can't stand his mother!
Who actually bought me the lingerie he likes so much...
You should never tell your boyfriend that his roommate was your booty call in college.
Your boyfriend or husband should never know how much your sister actually knows about your fights and sex life.
That you make more money than he does.
You should never tell your husband that you do a better job at small home repairs than he does. Just let him "fix" the leaky sink & do it yourself later.
If you were engaged and broke it off before meeting him.
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