The Things You Shouldn't Know After the First Date.
Posted: 2013-05-28 09:42 AMThat he "has bed bug bites all over his body."
That his little man doesn't always work.
He told me that he lost a testicle in a jet skiing accident!
She had a 6th toe!
That he had pleasured himself before he arrived.
He told me that his mom picked out his clothes for our date..
He'd just had hemorrhoid surgery last week...
The number of times he has slept with girls who had breast implants... Four.
I didn't need to know about his level of lactose intolerance and how the ice cream we had was "rearing its ugly head".
How he overcame his constipation.
That he had posed for a series of "art" photos in which he was nude and "at attention." He then showed them to me.
He told me that his ex-girlfriend's nipples were the same size as the pepperoni on our pizza.
He's a constant nose picker. And wiper on the table.
That she likes her men "fully shaved".
He had a vat of jambalaya in his living room, leftover from a catered party.
He told me he shaves his armpits.
His credit score.
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