What Changed When You Got Married?
Posted: 2013-06-20 10:27 AMBathroom door stopped shutting during moments that should remain behind closed doors (the husband- not me!)
The type of gifts changed, for Christmas I catch myself buying him things for around the house like wall clocks he has to hang up.
The videotaping stopped. Enough said!
The amount of farts emitted tripled.
He stopped shaving his patch of back hair, which ironically I had no idea he had for the 6 years we dated!
Our sex life became even better. After marriage it became hair pulling, biting etc. It is soooo much better now...11 years later!
When we got married, my husband forgot how to work all major appliances.
When she diets, I have to diet too!
I started cleaning his laundry, including his "track marked" underpants.
No more "oral exams" while driving.
We stopped having sex in public places.
She stopped doing Taibo naked in front of me.
When we got married she decided we only had to "do it" once a month.
He no longer gives me his jacket if I'm cold. He says that I "Should've come prepared."
A week after we got married she got a very short haircut. 20 years later it's still short.
Once I married my wife her nether region went from the Garden of Edens to the Jungles of Costa Rica!
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