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Why did you need therapy?

Posted: 2013-06-26 08:36 AM
I fell off an ostrich during an ostrich race couldn't move my shoulder ad when I told the physical therapist she didn't believe it.

To prove to my ex that he was the crazy one.

My wife and I ended up in couple's therapy after she repeatedly refused to put onions in a pot roast.

My 57 year old mother was getting married to a 70 year old and sharing too many intimate details! Yuck.

My 85 year old great grandmother walked into my bedroom naked on accident!

My brother was having problems with his wife and would call me about it every day. I had to go talk to someone about his problems.

I was spending too much money on baseball cards and my wife wouldn't marry me until I stopped.

After reading all three 50 Shades of Grey I could not grasp the concept and was apprehensive that what if I met someone that enjoyed THAT kind of sex.

I went to see a therapist after the gold fish I had for over 10 years died, first thing the therapist said to me: "Can't you just get another one?"

I started therapy because I'm a therapist myself and listening to other people's crap for 6 hours a day is just too much.

I am getting therapy because I was traumatized during my high school debate class. I am now 40 years old. I mispronounced a French word while debating the French Revolution and was laughed at by everyone in the class including my teacher.

I had to see a therapist because I was having a reoccurring dream that I was beating the crap out of my ex with a baseball bat!

My dad drove me to the airport, when he hit the brakes a "man pump" rolled from under his seat and hit my feet. We both looked at each other didn't say a word. So needless to say I had a lot to process.

At 16 I was wearing white jeans and peed my pants at a party. Boom. Therapy.

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