Why You Wouldn't Date You
Posted: 2013-07-18 09:35 AMI have toe fingers. I bite my nails so much that my fingernails get short to the point of nonexistence.
I require too much attention and am pretty close to being a stage 5 clinger!
I am 29 year old man and act like an 80 year old man
I wouldn't date me because I do live action roleplaying, even dressing up in full armor and regalia for the historic period.
I hate to have sex! If it were up to me, I'd only have sex once a year.
I can't have a woman sleep over after a dinner date... I have irritable bowel syndrome.
I love talking about how awesome my deaf cat is!
I wouldn't date me because I'm the biggest complainer I know. You name it - I have a problem with it.
I floss my teeth with my hair.
I never have cash and I am afraid of the color yellow.
Because every day I freak out that today is the day he dumps me.
I'm 28 balding, argumentative, and on my way to be a real life George Costanza.
I scream in my sleep.
I'm cheap, have very little tact, sloppy, picky eater, bad drunk, completely worthless at fixing things around the house, lazy and extremely horny.
I will drive across the city to where my boyfriend lives just to confirm that he is where he says he is.
I correct others' grammatical errors immediately after they speak them. It's an impulse I cannot stop.
I wouldn't date me because I like to smell other people's armpits.
I wouldn't date me because I have a huge ego. I think I'm an 11 on a 10 point scale but realistically I'm only a 10.
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