It's So Hot Outside....
Posted: 2013-07-19 09:46 AMIt's so hot outside - I saw a squirrel fanning his nuts.
It's so hot out that Siri just asked to be dipped in a glass of ice water.
It's so hot I poured my coffee in my lap to cool off.
It's so hot... My edible undies fused to my crotch!
It's so hot my swamp ass has swamp ass.
It's so hot outside that I have to change my bra midday because of my uncomfortably sweaty boobs - Swoobs.
It's so hot outside my chicken just laid omelets.
It's so hot, Channing Tatum just seems average.
It's so hot, getting my Spanx off is like skinning an eel!
It's so hot outside... My wife's breast milk has to be cooled down before my son can drink it.
It's so hot outside I saw a fire hydrant begging a dog to pee on it.
It's so hot out here... that even Nelly is taking off all his clothes.
It's so hot outside my hot flashes are giving me chills.
It's so hot outside my cellulite started boiling.
It's so hot that my thermometer just reads "80s Cindy Crawford".
It's so hot out, Sharpie is using the Stanley Cup as a tanning mirror.
It is a hundred and ballsweat degrees.
It's so hot out it makes me wanna slap my mama!
It's so hot my fat belly it's starting to smell like bacon.
It's so hot that I just found out (the hard way) that my seat belt buckle can be used as a branding iron.
It's so hot that rapper Ice Cube just changed his name to Water.
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