My Best Friend Doesn't Know...
Posted: 2013-07-23 09:32 AMMy best friend has NO idea that I absolutely CANNOT STAND her kids.
My best friend from high school doesn't know I lost my virginity to her boyfriend at the time.
My best friend and roommate doesn't know that I am secretly apartment searching with another friend behind her back.
My best friend doesn't know I slept with her brother. Twice.
My best friend doesn't know that I've been divorced and living alone for over 3 years now.
I am a female that has to shave every morning. My face.
I slept with all my best friends sisters... he has 3 of them.
I've had a lot of boyfriends over the years, but my best friend has no idea that I'm still a virgin at 30!
I put on my authentic Batman costume and watch the new Batman trilogy in private once a month.
My best friend doesn't know that I have a webbed toe. I have to make up excuses when she wants to get pedicures.
That I'm a huuuuuge Hanson fan at the age of 30 and I secretly go to their concerts when they're in town.
I had a tummy tuck!
My best friend has no idea that I never studied for my college exams, I copied her answers, but would change a few so it didn't look like I cheated. I could never have passed the class without her.
My friends don't know I have piercings on a certain part of my body.
I spend 15 minutes plucking my girl beard every day. If I skip one morning I start to look like Wolverine. It's out of control!
No one knows that my oldest son is not biologically mine, only my wife and I know.
My friend doesn't know that I know that he hooked up with my sister, so I never told him I hooked up with his sister. Now we are even. How about them apples?!?
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