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My Best Friend Doesn't Know...

Posted: 2013-07-23 09:32 AM
My best friend has NO idea that I absolutely CANNOT STAND her kids.

My best friend from high school doesn't know I lost my virginity to her boyfriend at the time.

My best friend and roommate doesn't know that I am secretly apartment searching with another friend behind her back.

My best friend doesn't know I slept with her brother. Twice.

My best friend doesn't know that I've been divorced and living alone for over 3 years now.

I am a female that has to shave every morning. My face.

I slept with all my best friends sisters... he has 3 of them.

I've had a lot of boyfriends over the years, but my best friend has no idea that I'm still a virgin at 30!

I put on my authentic Batman costume and watch the new Batman trilogy in private once a month.

My best friend doesn't know that I have a webbed toe. I have to make up excuses when she wants to get pedicures.

That I'm a huuuuuge Hanson fan at the age of 30 and I secretly go to their concerts when they're in town.

I had a tummy tuck!

My best friend has no idea that I never studied for my college exams, I copied her answers, but would change a few so it didn't look like I cheated. I could never have passed the class without her.

My friends don't know I have piercings on a certain part of my body.

I spend 15 minutes plucking my girl beard every day. If I skip one morning I start to look like Wolverine. It's out of control!

No one knows that my oldest son is not biologically mine, only my wife and I know.

My friend doesn't know that I know that he hooked up with my sister, so I never told him I hooked up with his sister. Now we are even. How about them apples?!?




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