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My Family Is So Weird That ____.

Posted: 2013-07-24 09:37 AM
My family is so weird that we have synced pooping schedules. Three times a day for about 17 minutes, we poop together - in each one of our four bathrooms of course.

My family is so weird that we went skinny dipping in our family pool and brought our pets with us too.

My family is so weird that we harmonize when singing Happy Birthday at parties.

My family is so weird, we think it's fun to peel dead skin from each other's backs and pop zits and blackheads.

My family is so weird that my 58-year-old mom met a 28-year-old Australian guy online playing World of Warcraft...and moved him from Australia to live with her here!

My family is so weird...we have a stock pile of pickles and chopped wood in case of disaster.

My family is so weird that my brother saves all of his toenail clippings and hair that falls out in order I prevent leaving "DNA" in any particular place.

My family is so weird that my dad whacks the tails off road kill & what the dog catches and nails them up in the garage as trophies... We live in the suburbs.

My family is so weird that I am 25 and I am still unsure if my parents are divorced. They split up when I was 5, dated when I was 20, but, but are not together now.

My family is so weird that every Christmas Eve we all get high together and watch A Christmas Story.

When I was younger we would play Badminton with old pots and pans at family parties.

My family is so weird that I have 2 aunts who have children from the same man. Cousins and half-siblings all at once.




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