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Do You Mind If I Ask...

Posted: 2013-07-30 09:30 AM
Is your butt real? It just looks too plump.

Do you mind me asking if your boobs sag without a bra?

Are u pregnant or did you gain weight?

My ex husband's current girlfriend called me to ask me why I divorced him.
Awkward.

Do you mind me asking, my daughter is about your size could you try on
this (hideous) dress, I just wanna see if it'll fit her.

Someone random asked me if my hair was for sale...

Do you mind me asking...how did you get the black eyes?
(But I didn't have black eyes.)

I have had someone ask me in which position my husband and I
conceived our son.

Can you smell me and tell me if I smell like garlic?

How often do you and your husband have sex?

While I was cutting his hair, a guy I had never met before, asked
me what size my implants were. I told him that I don't have implants and
then, had to finish his haircut.

Do you and your spouse shave each other's private areas?

I was asked if my man boobs got in the way of my golf swing.

Your daughter looks a lot like my husband... are you sure who her father is?

Have you been circumcised?

A lady asked me to smell her shirt before her interview.

A complete stranger asked, "Do you mind if I touch your hair?"

After a really BAD date, the guy said, "I hope you don't mind, but
I think you're fine and I was wondering if you would like to go inside for a
little "pickle tickle"?

I'm a black guy and I was approached by a lot older white lady AND HER FRIENDS and asked, "Is it true?"



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