Do You Mind If I Ask...
Posted: 2013-07-30 09:30 AMIs your butt real? It just looks too plump.
Do you mind me asking if your boobs sag without a bra?
Are u pregnant or did you gain weight?
My ex husband's current girlfriend called me to ask me why I divorced him.
Do you mind me asking, my daughter is about your size could you try on
this (hideous) dress, I just wanna see if it'll fit her.
Someone random asked me if my hair was for sale...
Do you mind me asking...how did you get the black eyes?
(But I didn't have black eyes.)
I have had someone ask me in which position my husband and I
conceived our son.
Can you smell me and tell me if I smell like garlic?
How often do you and your husband have sex?
While I was cutting his hair, a guy I had never met before, asked
me what size my implants were. I told him that I don't have implants and
then, had to finish his haircut.
Do you and your spouse shave each other's private areas?
I was asked if my man boobs got in the way of my golf swing.
Your daughter looks a lot like my husband... are you sure who her father is?
Have you been circumcised?
A lady asked me to smell her shirt before her interview.
A complete stranger asked, "Do you mind if I touch your hair?"
After a really BAD date, the guy said, "I hope you don't mind, but
I think you're fine and I was wondering if you would like to go inside for a
little "pickle tickle"?
I'm a black guy and I was approached by a lot older white lady AND HER FRIENDS and asked, "Is it true?"
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