My #1 Rule When Dating a Man
Posted: 2013-08-02 09:34 AMMy dating rule is he MUST like hot pockets and beer.
My rule is no gifts over around fifty bucks for the first year. I feel slightly guilty if I want to end the relationship.
When I'm dating a guy my one rule is...if he asks me on a date and I offer up
money when the bill comes and he takes it....we are done dating.
I don't tell him the correct number of people I've had sex with
We can't be friends on Facebook!!!
I won't pluck my boob hairs in front of a guy I date.
Never say no to sex two times in a row because your "tired".
I don't talk about how many times I poop with my guy.
I only wear panties till date 3.
Never date a man with his own name, tattooed in old English across his back!
No flossing in front of them!
I don't go down on him until he goes down on me!!
I don't tell him my credit score... let's just say it doesn't scream financially
No backdoor play, until he puts a ring on it!
Wear make up aaaall the time. No matter what!
He MUST be a Bears Fan!
No beans or cruciferous veggies the day before or the same day I will see him.
Absolutely no picture taking during sexy time!
I will never eat messy foods in front of a man I'm dating.
Never pop a zit!
I refuse to touch my boyfriend if he's really sweaty... I won't even hold his hand.
I can't out drink him.
Teeth. White and perfect teeth are a MUST!!
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