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I'm Sick of Hearing My Partner Say...

Posted: 2013-08-08 09:26 AM
"I wanna be in you" ...not bad the first time you hear it, but 47 times in the same day?

Just let me do it once and I'll never ask you to let me do it again.

Are you cooking, or is it "Fend for yourself night?"

"You wanna make out?" I'm 40 not 17. And we've been married 8 years.

Wish my wife would stop saying "pull my finger"!

I wish my husband would stop saying "keep it wet" at the end of each phone call...

Her: "Do you want another plate?" Me: "No." Her: "Why you don't like my cooking?!?"

Every single time I would say something, he would say "So's your butt." after it. Every. Time. Examples: "Babe, I'm hungry." "So's your butt." Or "I love you." "So's your butt!"

"I thought you were going to go to the gym today?"

Did you just fart? Every time something makes a noise she thinks I farted!

"What did you do all day?"

Is that what your ex liked to do?

FIIIINNEEEE... We can do it.

He tells me how many calories I just ate.

I wish he'd stop saying "I wanna tap that!" all the time.

I clogged the toilet again... from my wife!

Are those stretch marks?




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