I'm Glad When a Guy ____!
Posted: 2013-08-12 09:28 AMI love it when a man... Leaves the room to fart.
Knows how to use his tongue!
Takes a damn shower!
Defends his girlfriend no matter what.
Doesn't leave me hanging on a high five!
When he manscapes before sending me a picture of himself.
I'm always glad when a man cards me when I'm buying liquor.
Admits to staring at my chest rather than trying to play it off that he wasn't.
I'm always glad when a man knows how to pull my hair just right!
...doesn't look at the credit card statement.
I'm always glad when a man knows how to use a bottle of pledge!
I'm always glad when a man trims his finger nails. Men should not have long nails!
Uses exclamation marks in his texts and emails to me!!!
I'm always glad when a man shuts up and admits I'm right.
Let's me have the remote control.
When a guy... doesn't leave skid marks on his underwear to be cleaned with my laundry.
I am always glad when a man does the dishes!
Has a verbal filter.
Laughs after I fart!!
...forgets to put his bank statement away.
I'm always glad when a guy knows that he is supposed to walk on the side where the street is.
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