The Crazy Thing I Did On A Night Out
Posted: 2013-08-15 09:37 AMWe went through taco bell drive thru topless.
I got a tattoo of a strangers lip print on my neck.
I punched my best friend in the face. Broke up with my girlfriend. And pooped my pants. I didn't know which one to address first when I woke up.
I woke up with half a front tooth and didn't notice until I had already boarded my flight home in the airplane's bathroom.
I woke up naked, taped to a blue police emergency pole. Stupid frat.
After a big night out with the bridal party. I accidentally flushed the bride and groom’s rings down the toilet on the eve of the wedding!
Was awakened by my boss in in the morning in his office on his leather couch with a girl I didn't know, naked.
While on vacation in Mexico at an all-inclusive resort - I woke up in the middle of the night to find my boyfriend holding a 6 foot mirror that was BOLTED to the wall. I asked him what he was doing and he replied, "I thought it was the door to the bathroom."
I woke up at 2 am hearing running water. I found my husband peeing in the silverware drawer while yelling at the silverware "I did it for the money!"
I found a cat, tried stuffing it into my purse, and woke up the next morning with bloody scratches all over my arms and chest.
Woke up butt naked face down in the middle of my high school football team's field right on the 50 yard line.
Woke up with concussion, sprained elbow, no shoes, and covered in marshmallow fluff and chocolate.
I decided to give my friend a piggy back ride back into the bar after a 12 hour binge and we both ended up biting the concrete outside and I broke both my front teeth out!
Got drunk and went into the neighbor's basement, woke up naked and walked upstairs while the family was having breakfast. They called the cops.
Woke up in the fountain in front of the student union completely naked...
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