What crazy thing has your boss said to you?
Posted: 2013-09-17 09:30 AMYour hair looks really nice down but it would look nicer down spread across my pillows at home instead of here in the restaurant.
What's wrong with you? Do you have your period?
You're good at firing people. I mean, you're kind of a heartless b*tch.
My boss told me, "You're not as dumb as you look".
We're going to go around the office and I'm going to show you how to change all the light bulbs.
You are not worth the money I am paying you.
My boss told me "Can't you move your wedding?" I was giving him an 11 month notice that I'll be taking about 3 weeks for my wedding/honeymoon.
On payday after asking where our checks were at in the middle of the day she said "Yea, my husband will drop off the checks today...if he has time"
A coworker had triplets and asked for a raise. The response was "those are your kids, not mine"
"Hey, somebody had to take the blame."
My boss said quote unquote "Damn girl you got an ass that don't quit, and neither will you."
You made it through your 3-month probation period so I guess we have to keep you.
"Well, that's why we have the death & dismemberment clause."
"Where do you keep the file on my mistresses?"
My boss said to me "I'll raise your pay if you raise your skirt." I've avoided him since and worn long pants.
All I want to see is elbows and ass.
"For a fat guy you move fast."
When I worked at Burger King, my boss asked me if I wanted to get freaky in the ball pit.
The coffee is free, what more do you want.
Boss said: I want to lick that birthmark off your knee.
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