I Will NEVER Do This For My Significant Other
Posted: 2013-10-11 09:49 AMI will never watch another cowboy movie, army movie or Godfather movie.
We have 2 dogs, a cat, a ferret, and a turtle. I'm drawing the line on pets!
I will NOT pop his zits on his hairy back.
I will not clean up the pile of dead skin he picks from his psoriasis and leaves on the end table next to the couch.
I will NOT lick my wife's toes. No matter how many times she asks!
I will not enter another bikini contest just so he can drink free all day!
No matter how many times he suggests it, I will not let his mom teach me the
'proper' way to cook for him.
I won't go to the train museum AGAIN. Three times in one month is my limit.
I will NOT let him enter through the back door. NO WAY!
I'm okay if he goes hunting. But I will not allow him to put the head of the buck that he shot in our entryway or anywhere in the house.
I won't pretend that I like hanging out with her college girlfriends....even though some of them are pretty hot.
I will not keep sharing your stupid company contests on my Facebook page.
My husband wants me to get a fun tattoo above my woo hoo that says "Paul's Place". I will NEVER do it!
I will not listen to another explanation on why prime numbers are so fascinating.
Will not have your drunken ass friend Mike over to the house again....ever.
I will NOT spend our first wedding anniversary at the Bears game.
I will NOT clean his belly button lint from the shower drain anymore!
I will not smell your fart to see how "bad this smells!"
I will let you put up a stripper pole "for me" in our bedroom!
I won't run to the mall with you "real quick"... For 4 hours, Sunday afternoon
while the bears are playing.
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