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Posted: 2013-10-23 07:07 AMMelissa's traffic reports are... interesting.
Ladies, Stop complaining about the looks you get when you wear yoga pants. It's not like you bought them for an actual yoga class.
Blue eye shadow? Really???
Learn to walk in 4 inch heels before you wear them, sweetie.
Just because you have skinny jeans doesn't mean you should wear them!
Someone with that much forehead really needs bangs.
Despite what some women think, leggings are not pants - you look fat!
There's a fine line between being tan and looking like you rolled around in Cheetos!
Saw my cousins butt the other day. She needs to take her own advice and squat more.
Women, when you're wearing sunglasses while shopping at Target, you don't look like Kate Hudson on Rodeo Drive...you just look ridiculous!!!
This Hump Day camel commercial thing!! Yes. It's Wednesday! I get it! It's not funny anymore! So stop!
Yesterday, my coworker said to me: If you could keep a boyfriend you'd get flowers sent to work too, but that's ok we cant all be good catches.
My bitchy supervisor needs to get the stick out of her ass.
My cousin's new baby is hideous!
To the girl at the gym: You'll never get in shape if you don't actually do the
exercises. It's a gym, not a lounge.
One of my female coworkers asked me "Is that a new shirt?" Before I could respond she finished with "because my grandfather wore the same one at his wake."
Just because you can zip the pants doesn't mean you should wear them.
I am the best-dressed person in my office any day.
I'd rather have strangers in my bridal party then my friends because they're
You're ugly and your mother dresses you funny
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