Your Freaky Strange Dream
Posted: 2013-10-24 09:33 AMI dreamt that my best friend was crying because her dog, Maddie, died. When I asked her what happened, she said "My boobs. My boobs killed her."
In my dream I was pregnant with Christopher Walkens baby and we were putting together a nursery mobile made of cowbells.
I had a dream last night that a bright green giant and a bunch of trolls chased me into a house in the woods.
Fell asleep on the couch then I got up in the middle of the night to drink some
water when I came back to the couch I saw myself sleeping it really freaked me out!
My dream was my husband was wearing my underpants. I told him, I did laundry and he had his own, but he said "That's ok, I like these".
At a fancy type event, a friend had her twins with her, about 8 months old, but she only had their heads. So cute! And they could attach and detach their bodies.
I dreamt: I was out to lunch and a T-Rex came up and said "Dude I haven't heard from you in ages", I kept trying to ignore him but he was causing a big scene. I finally told him I would call him later, then he high-fived me with his creepy little hand. Don't know what it meant but it has bothered me all morning.
For three days in a row, I have being having dreams about pumpkins. In the latest one I was turned into a pumpkin and my wife started to carve me.
My Human Resources director, who is very hot by the way, was drowning me in a public pool.
My fiancee attacked me by poking me in my belly button repeatedly until I cried. I woke up crying.
I was batting in a world series game and hit a home run at Busch stadium. Then I walked around the stadium handing out White Castles and yelling Go Cubs!
Last night I dreamt I was a chubby Asian lady riding a roller coaster and the whole time Cuba Gooding Jr. was sitting next to me slapping me in the face.
I was being hunted for being a super hero, and had to pull my boat over to be the photographer at a professional boudoir photo shoot for senior citizens.
Alec Baldwin picked me up from work and took me to lunch on his bicycle and
we ate pierogi together!
I dreamt that my 3 year old was possessed by evil spirits and I was mad at my
husband because he wouldn't stop watching the World Series to come up and
help me perform an exorcism.
Back to Blogs