I know I'm going to regret ____.
Posted: 2013-11-21 09:42 AMTelling my wife she's getting "a little chunky"!
Believing Melissa's traffic report.
I know I'm gonna regret overselling myself in that job interview. They're about to
find out my biggest flaw isn't "working too hard and caring too much."
Eating those White Castles after the Pink concert at midnight.
I know I'm going to regret eating Mexican food last night. My coworkers will also regret it during our 10am meeting.
That I got drunk and slept with not one...not two....but three of my coworkers
at the same time.
I'm going to regret that I married the guy I'm about to marry!
Going to my in-laws in Thanksgiving.
I know I'll regret sleeping with this woman I'm going out with this weekend, but I'm gonna do it!
I know I will regret lending money to my daughter - I can kiss this $300 goodbye!
I know I'm gonna regret listening to my husband and getting that flippin brazilian bikini wax I'm already cold and irritated!
I know I'm going to regret NOT telling my family I'm getting married in Las Vegas this weekend.
I know I'll regret not sleeping with a good friend who just told me he was in love with me.
I know I'll regret asking for bangs at the salon later today.
I'm going to regret the Winnie the Pooh tattoo I got next to my "honey pot".
I will regret explaining to my six year old daughter what a "little white lie" is.
This will come back to bite me in the butt!
I know I'll regret passing up Thanksgiving desserts with the impossible goal of being physically attractive!
I'm going to regret not taking a shower this morning.
I think I may regret hosting a couples only hot tub party this year for New Year's Eve.
I know I'm going to regret drunk texting my ex last night.
I am going to deeply regret sleeping with my son's best friend's dad who has a crazy, angry ex wife living in town.
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