Your Unique New Year's Resolution for 2014
Posted: 2014-01-06 09:45 AMI resolve to live out at least 8 sexual fantasies (Karl, 70+)
My New Year's resolution is to have more fun in Cleveland. Had to move there a year ago, but listen to you guys online every morning!
Every time I meet someone they expect me to have a Polish accent so I'm going to talking in a polish accent to everyone I meet and later on switch back to a regular Chicago accent and tell them I used Rosetta Stone.
New Years I resolve to tell people EXACTLY what I think. No lying just the God
To never post a pic of the temperature outside or comment about the winter weather on Facebook!!! WE LIVE IN ILLINOIS PEOPLE!!!
I'm going to wear more fuzzy socks in 2014. Not for warmth reasons, just because.
I resolve to floss my teeth daily. It probably won't happen until about four hours before I go to the dentist.
To get my neighbor to take her medication again so that she's tolerable.
Not to be politically correct, be respectful of course, but say as I please.
I have a wife and a girlfriend. I resolve to find a mistress.
To stop hanging out with socially awkward men.
My name is Lana and my New Year's resolution for 2014 is to eliminate the sock basket.
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