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My Embarrassing Weekend Moment...

Posted: 2014-02-10 09:58 AM
I moved in with my boyfriend this weekend - While the moving truck was there my mother grabs his hand and says with her thick European accent "you are taking my daughter, remember NO RETURNS!"

I drove 4.5 hours in snowy weather to my boyfriend's house because he was sick and ended up turning right around because he would "rather be alone" while sick.

Went to see a friend, who I have a major crush on, play with his band at a bar, went to give him a high five after and accidentally slapped him directly in the face.

My little brother was introducing me to one of his friends at a crowded bar. As I leaned in to say hi I accidentally licked his friend's ear.

I was sitting at the food court at the mall talking to my girlfriend on my cell. I was upset and completely forgot where I was. After a few F bombs, I turned to see a family of 5 staring at me like deer in headlights.

On my second date with a handsome guy, I had a dress and heels on,
I tripped and fell down a small flight of stairs!

At dinner with my boyfriend's family I had to let one slip - it smelled HORRIBLE. We all blamed it on the dog.

I hooked up with a guy this weekend, but in the middle of the night I was very
Hungry so I got up to find a snack and he caught me butt naked spraying Cheese Wiz in my mouth.

I decided to kick it into high gear at the bar this weekend and I hopped up on
a giant speaker and fell right off.

I was doing a Skype call with a recruiter when my two year old son pops up between my legs...looks right at her and says "Momma POO POO!"

I was at the mall with my crush and suddenly it hit me. I ran to the bathroom, but accidentally went into the men's room. He had to come and get me out.

My mother-in-law came over unannounced and walked into a "fart cloud", she
assumed right away her son was home. I was soo embarrassed to tell her he wasn't.

I fell flat on my face in the parking lot of Costco on Saturday. My husband was
walking next to me and didn't even notice or stop walking. 6 random people
rushed over to help me up.

I accidentally stepped on a dead frozen possum and screamed like a girl in front of some hot chicks.

Extremely embarrassing watching the first 5 minutes of Bad Grandpa with my 13 year old granddaughter.




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