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Just the Punchline

Posted: 2014-02-28 09:35 AM
It looks like you blew a seal!

No I said throw the first PITCH!

Ken comes in a different box.

Next time we massage you like old man.

Kermits finger.

Brown chicken brown cow!

Two Cokes and a Snickers bar.

Cause you're ugly.

And his butt fell off.

It's not so funny when it's your mother.

I said "posse!"

Why the big paws?

I don't know how to spell it... But last night it was on the tip of my tongue.

No, mommy, Barbie fakes with Ken. She comes with GI Joe.

Beer nuts are $2.85 and deer nuts are under a buck.

I find you a-peeling.

It scares the crap out of the dog!

Because 7 was a registered six offender.

Rectum? Darn near killed him.

Then I made your donkey cry by showing him.

Oh yeah, I forgot he crapped in my pants too.

Because they have cotton balls.

And the Invisible Man said, "I don't know. But it sure did hurt."

There I am bent over with a hand full of cherries and here comes harry with an
arm full of pineapples

And the passenger yelled "Don't forget the coffee!"




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