Just the Punchline
Posted: 2014-02-28 09:35 AMIt looks like you blew a seal!
No I said throw the first PITCH!
Ken comes in a different box.
Next time we massage you like old man.
Brown chicken brown cow!
Two Cokes and a Snickers bar.
Cause you're ugly.
And his butt fell off.
It's not so funny when it's your mother.
I said "posse!"
Why the big paws?
I don't know how to spell it... But last night it was on the tip of my tongue.
No, mommy, Barbie fakes with Ken. She comes with GI Joe.
Beer nuts are $2.85 and deer nuts are under a buck.
I find you a-peeling.
It scares the crap out of the dog!
Because 7 was a registered six offender.
Rectum? Darn near killed him.
Then I made your donkey cry by showing him.
Oh yeah, I forgot he crapped in my pants too.
Because they have cotton balls.
And the Invisible Man said, "I don't know. But it sure did hurt."
There I am bent over with a hand full of cherries and here comes harry with an
arm full of pineapples
And the passenger yelled "Don't forget the coffee!"
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