The Weird Thing On My Bucket List
Posted: 2014-03-24 09:32 AMDrive around the country in an rv for a year. I don't know how to drive an RV.
I wanna be a victim in a Rob Zombie horror flick. And I want my credit to read
like this: Decapitated Chick #1 - Ang
I want to get booed off stage at a comedy club.
Be the winner of amateur strip night at a strip club.
I want to sing twist and shout on a St. Patrick's Day Parade Float, just like Ferris Bueller!
I want to be that person behind a news anchor awkwardly waving when they are out on the streets delivering news.
I am going to get married and I want to get re-married/renew our vows in every state in a year.
Put vanilla pudding in a mayo jar and eat it in public.
Take a bullet for someone.
Steal a donut truck and go on a high speed chase with police and helicopters
following just for the humor of it all!
I wanna shimmy up a coconut tree and cut off a coconut in front if a crowd.
I want to get a black eye... but it has to be from a cool story. And I'm a chick!
I just want to have some sex. I haven't been in a relationship in 10 years.
I mean, come on.
To get shot in a non-lethal way just to say I've been shot.
I've been a flight attendant for 25 years and I'm still waiting to get into the
Mile High Club!
Smoke a cigar with Coach Ditka.
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